Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

*Hound response*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*Hound response*

[Hal-9000]

La!

[Hal-9000]

Remember when Tanalishi used to call you that?

I miss that girl

[Teh One Who Knocks]

La!

Remember when Tanalishi used to call you that?

I miss that girl

[Hal-9000]

the bumper sticker comment

[Pony]

You asked for a virgin and Hillary Clinton fell out of the sky?

No a bunch of Snowflakes came out of their mom's basement and started protesting on my front lawn.

Not the type of virgins I was hoping for.

[RBP]

So I have been driving for (a large internet retailer). This morning, I am there to load. In front of me is a millennial, behind me is a fat black woman. As the black woman pulls in behind me, she pulls up too far leaving no room for me to load. I gesture with my finger that she needs to back up and she gets shitty with me, barking "you mind if I straighten my car first?!?" And leaves about a foot behind (so still no room to load). I shook my head, laughed at her, and rolled my eyes. She got out with a shitty attitude.

I am fully loaded and ready to go. The black woman is maybe 25% done and the millennial is acting like he needs to inspect and analyze every package before placing it in it's perfect spot, also far behind. I am just standing there. He finally places the last package, and I'm like "alright, good, let's go to fucking work!". Then he closes the door, does not move out of my way, and goes to the bathroom. You fucking fuck. Fatty McBlackerson is still not done. jesus.

I weave my way to get out to go work, leaving both lazy unproductive asses in the warehouse.

I'm a dinosaur. But a dinosaur who finishes my routes early almost every shift.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm out a luck, out a love
Gotta photograph, picture of
Passion killer, you're too much
You're the only one I want to touch
I see your face every time I dream
On every page, every magazine
So wild and free so far from me
You're all I want, my fantasy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So I have been driving for (a large internet retailer). This morning, I am there to load. In front of me is a millennial, behind me is a fat black woman. As the black woman pulls in behind me, she pulls up too far leaving no room for me to load. I gesture with my finger that she needs to back up and she gets shitty with me, barking "you mind if I straighten my car first?!?" And leaves about a foot behind (so still no room to load). I shook my head, laughed at her, and rolled my eyes. She got out with a shitty attitude.

I am fully loaded and ready to go. The black woman is maybe 25% done and the millennial is acting like he needs to inspect and analyze every package before placing it in it's perfect spot, also far behind. I am just standing there. He finally places the last package, and I'm like "alright, good, let's go to fucking work!". Then he closes the door, does not move out of my way, and goes to the bathroom. You fucking fuck. Fatty McBalckerson is still not done. jesus.

I weave my way to get out to go work, leaving both lazy unproductive asses in the warehouse.

I'm a dinosaur. But a dinosaur who finishes my routes early almost every shift.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm all itchy. Need to shave.

[Hal-9000]

My sister in law was just here visiting and she's a salon hair cutter by trade...I gave her a photo of Dean Winchester and I'll be damned. She cut my hair just like it.

[Hal-9000]

So I have been driving for (a large internet retailer). This morning, I am there to load. In front of me is a millennial, behind me is a fat black woman. As the black woman pulls in behind me, she pulls up too far leaving no room for me to load. I gesture with my finger that she needs to back up and she gets shitty with me, barking "you mind if I straighten my car first?!?" And leaves about a foot behind (so still no room to load). I shook my head, laughed at her, and rolled my eyes. She got out with a shitty attitude.

I am fully loaded and ready to go. The black woman is maybe 25% done and the millennial is acting like he needs to inspect and analyze every package before placing it in it's perfect spot, also far behind. I am just standing there. He finally places the last package, and I'm like "alright, good, let's go to fucking work!". Then he closes the door, does not move out of my way, and goes to the bathroom. You fucking fuck. Fatty McBlackerson is still not done. jesus.

I weave my way to get out to go work, leaving both lazy unproductive asses in the warehouse.

I'm a dinosaur. But a dinosaur who finishes my routes early almost every shift.

I worked 27 years on the other side of what you do. Oh the stories of drivers I could tell you

Hang in there man, it's a stressful industry at best.

[Hugh_Janus]

My sister in law was just here visiting and she's a salon hair cutter by trade...I gave her a photo of Dean Winchester and I'll be damned. She cut my hair just like it.

can she do my hair aswell?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just found out that Tool doesn't allow any of their music to be streamed anywhere