Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Godfather]

Planet Earth II is now on Netflix in the US. It was added up here a few weeks earlier. Highly recommend it if you hasn't seen it already. Absolutely stunning.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just how much snot can the human body actually make when you have a head cold?

[Goofy]

Just how much snot can the human body actually make when you have a head cold?

Lots

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lots

[Goofy]

What? It was accurate and informative

[Muddy]

'The world is curved,
the sky is blue,
the sea is wet,
and water too,
and space is big,
and so are stars,
and so's the sun,
and Earth
and Mars.

'A fact's a fact,
and true is true,
and can't be changed
by me and you.'

'But then, of course,'
his friend began:

'... that's just like your opinion, man.'

[Hal-9000]

Just how much snot can the human body actually make when you have a head cold?

Less brains, more snot.

You must be drowning

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Less brains, more snot.

You must be drowning

[Hal-9000]

So guess where my bro is right now? Out shopping for a new winter coat for him, a new winter coat for his wife, and tons of hair products for her. They buy stuff here because our province has less tax on some items.

Remember me bitching about the brother who could only afford small gifts for his only sister and brother? (45 dollars total). His wife just called and said her jacket was 250 and his was 490 on sale!


They leave in 86400 seconds (24 hours exactly)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

aaaaaaand he left his wallet here!!


the Karma train just pulled into the station

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

He's out at Southcenter Mall, which is huge place and completely packed with people from what his wife was telling me.

So he gets on the phone and asks me to check one of his coats (he has two here already...ahem) for his wallet. I want to make him sweat so I say - No man, nothing in your coat. He gets a little pissy because they are in a huge mall and he's gone to a few stores already.

Then I get nice and say - Just kidding, it's right here! Next thing out of my mouth is - You don't fucking expect me to drive down to that snakepit now to deliver it, because I will not. He gets pouty and says - I guess my wife can write a check if she has to. I hear his wife yell in the background, I have debit cards and we've already bought stuff...quit harassing your brother.

My next call will be to the police with a description of his rental vehicle, his description and a tip saying this guy is driving without a license or insurance Feel the love fuckhead...

[Hal-9000]

85,900 seconds..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He's out at Southcenter Mall, which is huge place and completely packed with people from what his wife was telling me.

So he gets on the phone and asks me to check one of his coats (he has two here already...ahem) for his wallet. I want to make him sweat so I say - No man, nothing in your coat. He gets a little pissy because they are in a huge mall and he's gone to a few stores already.

Then I get nice and say - Just kidding, it's right here! Next thing out of my mouth is - You don't fucking expect me to drive down to that snakepit now to deliver it, because I will not. He gets pouty and says - I guess my wife can write a check if she has to. I hear his wife yell in the background, I have debit cards and we've already bought stuff...quit harassing your brother.

My next call will be to the police with a description of his rental vehicle, his description and a tip saying this guy is driving without a license or insurance Feel the love fuckhead...

How many coats does he need?