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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Alright, fine.

    Well you already know I can't stand that fucking prick. The stomping, the yelling at his grandfather, the fucking laziness to change a light bulb or shovel his parking place. Fucking dick.

    I also mentioned that after his settlement he lost weight, bought a Camaro, and grew a hipster fag beard. There were odd men in cars picking him up and dropping him off. It became obvious pretty quickly. I never talk to the asshole, but about a week ago, I had a brief conversation with him. Somehow, this 30 year old had developed a complete twink lispy fag voice that he never had before. Seriously, dude? C'mon, man!

    So last night, fairly late, I was going out to smoke. There's a package in the door. 1-800-flowers. I was checking the box to see if it was for the downstairs single female or the 2nd floor married female whose husband took a job in AZ and they are temporarily separated. Couldn't find the name, but then saw it. They were for HIM. I just shook my head and laughed. I went outside to smoke and he was arriving home. In the newly discovered twink voice he declares "Oh, it like SO icy". I wanted to puke.

    Edit: as I was writing this he dragged furniture above my head then started yelling at his grandfather and stomping in his boots.
    "twink voice" ughh.. pillowcase over his head and a few rib shots will help his re-programming along nicely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Alright, fine.

    Well you already know I can't stand that fucking prick. The stomping, the yelling at his grandfather, the fucking laziness to change a light bulb or shovel his parking place. Fucking dick.

    I also mentioned that after his settlement he lost weight, bought a Camaro, and grew a hipster fag beard. There were odd men in cars picking him up and dropping him off. It became obvious pretty quickly. I never talk to the asshole, but about a week ago, I had a brief conversation with him. Somehow, this 30 year old had developed a complete twink lispy fag voice that he never had before. Seriously, dude? C'mon, man!

    So last night, fairly late, I was going out to smoke. There's a package in the door. 1-800-flowers. I was checking the box to see if it was for the downstairs single female or the 2nd floor married female whose husband took a job in AZ and they are temporarily separated. Couldn't find the name, but then saw it. They were for HIM. I just shook my head and laughed. I went outside to smoke and he was arriving home. In the newly discovered twink voice he declares "Oh, it like SO icy". I wanted to puke.

    Edit: as I was writing this he dragged furniture above my head then started yelling at his grandfather and stomping in his boots.
    Is he white, black, Hispanic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    "twink voice" ughh.. pillowcase over his head and a few rib shots will help his re-programming along nicely.
    The thought has crossed my mind. But then I'll be Jack Nicholson defending my methods in court.

    "Did you order the code red!?"
    "You're goddamn right I did!"

    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Is he white, black, Hispanic?
    White.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    "twink voice" ughh.. pillowcase over his head and a few rib shots will help his re-programming along nicely.
    I remember a looooong time ago that me and a few buddies went down to Boston to see a Red Sox game (this is back when I was still living in Vermont and didn't have many gay people around, we were all around 18/19 at the time). We ended up getting a cheap hotel so we wouldn't have to rush home. After the game we were walking around the Fens which is the area where Fenway Park is...and it's also the gay area of Boston (at least it was back then, could have changed by now). It was dark and the game had just gotten out not too long ago and we're all in our Red Sox gear and these two guys come walking past us and in the gayest and twink-ist voice ever looked at as as they walked by and said 'straight boys don't know anything about fashion'. We all had this look on our face and we got out of there fast. I think it was the first time any of us had ever heard someone talk like that before.


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    You should have said "we don't know anything about chuggin' loads either"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Alright, fine.

    Well you already know I can't stand that fucking prick. The stomping, the yelling at his grandfather, the fucking laziness to change a light bulb or shovel his parking place. Fucking dick.

    I also mentioned that after his settlement he lost weight, bought a Camaro, and grew a hipster fag beard. There were odd men in cars picking him up and dropping him off. It became obvious pretty quickly. I never talk to the asshole, but about a week ago, I had a brief conversation with him. Somehow, this 30 year old had developed a complete twink lispy fag voice that he never had before. Seriously, dude? C'mon, man!

    So last night, fairly late, I was going out to smoke. There's a package in the door. 1-800-flowers. I was checking the box to see if it was for the downstairs single female or the 2nd floor married female whose husband took a job in AZ and they are temporarily separated. Couldn't find the name, but then saw it. They were for HIM. I just shook my head and laughed. I went outside to smoke and he was arriving home. In the newly discovered twink voice he declares "Oh, it like SO icy". I wanted to puke.

    Edit: as I was writing this he dragged furniture above my head then started yelling at his grandfather and stomping in his boots.


    Your judgmentalness shocks me..










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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    "twink voice" ughh.. pillowcase over his head and a few rib shots will help his re-programming along nicely.
    Jeezus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Jeezus
    It was the whole scenario Rainbow drew.. I got a very vivid image in my mind, like a mini-movie.. I didnt want to beat the guy because he was gay.. I wanted to beat him because of who he was as a person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    I remember a looooong time ago that me and a few buddies went down to Boston to see a Red Sox game (this is back when I was still living in Vermont and didn't have many gay people around, we were all around 18/19 at the time). We ended up getting a cheap hotel so we wouldn't have to rush home. After the game we were walking around the Fens which is the area where Fenway Park is...and it's also the gay area of Boston (at least it was back then, could have changed by now). It was dark and the game had just gotten out not too long ago and we're all in our Red Sox gear and these two guys come walking past us and in the gayest and twink-ist voice ever looked at as as they walked by and said 'straight boys don't know anything about fashion'. We all had this look on our face and we got out of there fast. I think it was the first time any of us had ever heard someone talk like that before.

    There's a large park and reservoir by my place that gained a reputation for a gay meeting spot. Before we heard the gays claimed it, a friend and I went there after a movie to smoke some weed. We walk halfway down a hill with long grass and up from the grass pops two dudes. One was wearing those silky day-glo nylon shorts and nothing else, the other was wearing a speedo and tshirt. A fucking speedo...

    They both started giggling like schoolgirls and ran off holding hands. I looked at my buddy and said - I guess we startled some of the local birds...did you see that red-assed dicklicker? My friend couldn't talk he was laughing so hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    There's a large park and reservoir by my place that gained a reputation for a gay meeting spot. Before we heard the gays claimed it, a friend and I went there after a movie to smoke some weed. We walk halfway down a hill with long grass and up from the grass pops two dudes. One was wearing those silky day-glo nylon shorts and nothing else, the other was wearing a speedo and tshirt. A fucking speedo...

    They both started giggling like schoolgirls and ran off holding hands. I looked at my buddy and said - I guess we startled some of the local birds...did you see that red-assed dicklicker? My friend couldn't talk he was laughing so hard


    Your judgmentalness shocks me.

    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    you did catch the vid I posted?

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    yes
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post


    Your judgmentalness shocks me.

    After I broke my femur I had a long rehab...couple of years.

    I went to the same park nightly to learn how to walk again and I have a million stories that finally led me to discover that the park became a meeting place for gays. It was so upsetting for the residents who lived on the fringes of the park, there was a newspaper article explaining the disgust and outrage of the locals. That same article would not make it for 30 seconds today

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    Through that article, they explained that a common signal for the gays who wanted to hook up...was to back your car into a parking spot in the various little parking lots on the park drive.

    Guess how hal usually parked his car?



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