Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So I am outside tonight and there's a woman standing on the edge of our parking area, repeatedly getting on her tippy toes and appears to be looking into the neighbor's house. She seems to get nervous that we are there, so she enters the yard next to them, walks over to the house and appears to be looking inside the house. I send my girl inside to get my phone to call the police. The woman than enters the neighbor's garage! I have my phone, and have pushed the 9 on my way to 911 when the neighbor appears and joins her in the garage. what. the. fuck.

My girl asks if I am going to call the police. I tell her he's in there and it's no longer our business. I go back out to smoke later and he's escorting her out through the back gate. No words - just showed her out and she went to her car.

You missed your chance to get some true amateur porn

[Pony]

I gotta quit going to the bar on weekends. people keep throwing more work at me. Agreed to a $3k job and bid on a $2k job last night. All needing done in the next 5 weeks. And that's on top of my "normal" job and the other smaller stuff already on my list plus weekly cleaning/ maintenance on two rentals for others.

I may need to hire someone to cut my lawn back home so I can stay here on the island 7 days/week. And possibly hire part time help here. This wasn't supposed to turn into a business!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll come out and help

I need Mondays and Fridays off, I need to start at $45/hour plus a meals and lodging allowance. I can't make it in before 10 AM and I have to be done by 3 PM.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Almost forgot, I'll need full benefits too...fully paid insurance, 6 weeks of paid vacation available immediately, and at least 24 paid holidays.

[DemonGeminiX]

Notice he didn't respond. I guess that's our forum's equivalent of "don't call us, we'll call you."

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[RBP]

I assume he's married?

Oh yes, with teenagers.

You missed your chance to get some true amateur porn

probably, but

[DemonGeminiX]

No, Windows, I don't want you to use my email password across all MS-enabled devices. That would be stupid.

[Goofy]

No, Windows, I don't want you to use my email password across all MS-enabled devices. That would be stupid.

[DemonGeminiX]

Microsoft's Windows 10 OS update killed my headphones. I guess I should start thinking about upgrading my motherboard since it doesn't seem to be supported anymore.

[RBP]

Microsoft's Windows 10 OS update killed my headphones. I guess I should start thinking about upgrading my motherboard since it doesn't seem to be supported anymore.

My wireless dongle stops working from time to time. I can disable it and re-enable it, nothing. The only thing that works? Pulling it out of the USB socket and pushing it back in.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dongle

[RBP]

Dongle

I still say "hehehe, he said doodie" when a politician says duty.

[RBP]

Thursday, I was in slow traffic past a school. I was stunned that High School girls where wearing booty shorts and yoga pants to class. Then I looked at the sigh. IT WAS A MIDDLE SCHOOL.

Fast forward to later that day, I was at a local college. Jeans and t-shirts, didn't see anything provocative.

So middle school girls dress like skanks and college girls dress conservatively? I am so confused.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, the Windows 7 audio drivers worked and now I have sound again.

Screw you Microsoft, your drivers suck.