Jokes on him, sure you can just mail order a bride from the Philippines but once you’re on their mailing list they just keep sending you a new relative every month even if you try and unsubscribe
Jokes on him, sure you can just mail order a bride from the Philippines but once you’re on their mailing list they just keep sending you a new relative every month even if you try and unsubscribe
Well
Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand
Whose wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream, I don't believe where I've been
Come on...
Let's do it again!
Do you, you, feel like I do?
Do you, you, feel like I do?
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
1 friend, and 2 family members married spouses originally from the Philippines. It is customary to send a large % of $ to them monthly. And in each case, the spouse kept it secret for a while until found out...
In life, there is always either a catch or an additional cost.
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RBP (08-25-2018)
Busy, Busy,Busy. Got home to the A/C not working and a warm house, Traced the issue to a bad capacitor, Push started the fan last night to get the house cooled down but it's gonna be 90F today, Gotta get out and find either a capacitor to fix it myself or a "guy" that can come out this AM before I leave back to the islands for another week.
You could just buy lots of bags of ice and place them around the house
It was the flux capacitor, luckily my wild eyed neighbor happened to have a spare in his garage. No idea why he warned me to keep it under 88mph though....
RBP (08-28-2018)
Bags of ice would work better
Simona Halep has become the first No. 1-seeded woman to lose in first round of the U.S. Open in the professional era.
Halep was beaten 6-2, 6-4 by 44th-ranked Kaia Kanepi of Estonia on Monday in a match that was stunningly lopsided and lasted all of 76 minutes.
RBP (08-28-2018)
RBP (08-28-2018)
I need to get back in shape
I need cataract surgery in my right eye. I bought new glasses and computer glasses in the meantime, but didn't want to invest in new sunglasses as well, so I got some clip-ons.
I decided to call them strap-ons, so I can tell people "I got some strap-ons to use until I have the surgery".
It makes me laugh.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
KevinD (08-29-2018), lost in melb. (09-15-2018), Teh One Who Knocks (08-28-2018)