Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[deebakes]

survival of the fittest!

[Hal-9000]

I got him a nice little gift and he'll probably get me close to nothing as usual.

I've already practiced my reaction.

Head down, lower lip quivering I'll say nothing and walk out of the house slowly.

His wife (who is a human) will ask if I'm alright and I'll respond in a quiet voice - Yeah, I don't need much for Christmas now that I'm totally alone....


she gonna cry

[deebakes]

and at the same time

[RBP]

So the dude above me, no longer has the fag voice. He actually opened the car door for a woman. Huh. Built his confidence in the gay community, then used it to get a girl? Maybe. but good for you, young man.

Also, I was outside, and 3 punks were parked in our lot eating and laughing. Naturally, I approach. "you waiting for someone?" "No, we're going to leave in like 2 minutes" "Mind killing your lights? You're shining them in someone's bedroom."

Every day I age, I inch a little closer...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

sorry

I'm switching emotions now.

From crippling sad memories to full on inspired hatred

my brother is coming to visit

Have you prepared the booby traps yet?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So the dude above me, no longer has the fag voice. He actually opened the car door for a woman. Huh. Built his confidence in the gay community, then used it to get a girl? Maybe. but good for you, young man.

Also, I was outside, and 3 punks were parked in our lot eating and laughing. Naturally, I approach. "you waiting for someone?" "No, we're going to leave in like 2 minutes" "Mind killing your lights? You're shining them in someone's bedroom."

Every day I age, I inch a little closer...

In Chicago? Confronting anyone there is taking your life into your own hands

[RBP]

I almost always have to gerry-rig (jerry-rig? - all I know is I don't say the other one any more) projects, it seems. The latest was one of the shelves for the cat. They don't come with the wall hardware, but have a built in slide mount too narrow for a small round-head anchor screw. What the hell? So I have to cut back the wood to make room. But that makes it slightly loose. That would be find for a general use shelf, but not for something that a cat may launch onto or off of. It has to be tight. Really my fault for not getting something directly attached into the wall. I still might. So I devised a little safety harness for it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I almost always have to gerry-rig (jerry-rig? - all I know is I don't say the other one any more) projects, it seems. The latest was one of the shelves for the cat. They don't come with the wall hardware, but have a built in slide mount too narrow for a small round-head anchor screw. What the hell? So I have to cut back the wood to make room. But that makes it slightly loose. That would be find for a general use shelf, but not for something that a cat may launch onto or off of. It has to be tight. Really my fault for not getting something directly attached into the wall. I still might. So I devised a little safety harness for it.

Afro-American Engineer?

[RBP]

Afro-American Engineer?

Exactly... I used to say niggerigging it all the time. It was a compliment to ingenuity. I'll just call it MacGyvering. Still a compliment to ingenuity, but we'll praise the white male as to not offend.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Funny...stock market went down some 600 odd points on Christmas Eve Day and the media was all over it how it was the worst drop ever on X-mas Eve and how it's all Trump's fault, blah, blah, blah. Then it goes up over 1,000 points yesterday (largest 1 day gain ever I believe I read) and from the media....crickets.

But there's no bias in the news at all.

[Muddy]

Obama is back!!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Obama is back!!!!

Well, yeah. He's the reason it went up yesterday like it did.

[DemonGeminiX]

Funny...stock market went down some 600 odd points on Christmas Eve Day and the media was all over it how it was the worst drop ever on X-mas Eve and how it's all Trump's fault, blah, blah, blah. Then it goes up over 1,000 points yesterday (largest 1 day gain ever I believe I read) and from the media....crickets.

But there's no bias in the news at all.

Should have bought some stock on Christmas Eve. Dang it.

I'll just file this little incident away for future considerations.

[Hal-9000]

So the dude above me, no longer has the fag voice. He actually opened the car door for a woman. Huh. Built his confidence in the gay community, then used it to get a girl? Maybe. but good for you, young man.

Also, I was outside, and 3 punks were parked in our lot eating and laughing. Naturally, I approach. "you waiting for someone?" "No, we're going to leave in like 2 minutes" "Mind killing your lights? You're shining them in someone's bedroom."

Every day I age, I inch a little closer...

I live close to a school and a little park. Always kids parked in cars either getting titty or getting high.

One night my father walked over to the school parking lot to talk to some young druggies.

Dad says the driver rolled down the window, screamed AAAAARHHHH!! at my Dad as loud as he could and shook his head wildly around while the other guys laughed.

Dad comes back, tells me what happened and I politely advised that maybe he shouldn't confront strangers that way because it could get dangerous. He says - They had one of those large glass pipes with water, looked uncomfortable sitting in a car like that

So I get a little upset and walk over, knock on the car's window. Young guy doesn't say nothing but for some reason they're all trying to hide things in the car.

I say - My Dad's an ex-cop (he's not), knows you're smoking a bong and has called his old precinct. They'll probably get here in about five minutes. You may want to leave.

Young dude thanks me and they peel out real quick


You're not so bad RBP. I'm a weed smoker and look what I did.

[Hal-9000]

Have you prepared the booby traps yet?

I have no idea when they're arriving. If I didn't think his wife was nice, the bed would be plum full of little Christmas surprises!