Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Muddy]

Goofy.. Did you really just call Mozart a whore?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One of the few things the DMV does right...being able to renew your driver's license online.

[RBP]

I google "Scottish whore" - nothing about Mozart.

[RBP]

Real fuckin' shit show in Canadian politics up here today. Look up Jody Wilson-Raybould if you're interested, she dropepd some bombs on Trudeau. Slippery Liberal Part will snake their way out of it I'm sure, but her testimony against them today was damning.

It's almost like politicians are narcissistic scumbags only out for their own self-interest.

[RBP]

I google "Scottish whore" - nothing about Mozart.

Best search result: "Scottish slut in magaluf lol porn movies - besthugecocks"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Best search result: "Scottish slut in magaluf lol porn movies - besthugecocks"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

At the End of a Long, Tedious Cohen Hearing, AOC Was Sharp and Crisp

But at the end of a long, tedious day in the House Oversight Committee marked by clumsy questioning of Michael Cohen by Democrats, and shrieking hostility to the witness from Trump-loving Republicans, AOC (as she is universally known in the political universe — you know, like FDR and JFK) put in perhaps the single most impressive appearance of the hearing.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/...and-crisp.html

[Goofy]

Goofy.. Did you really just call Mozart a whore?

Not a "whore" whore, just a "thon" whore

"Thon whore" basically just means "that guy" in Scottish slang....... you could be talking about someone who's never had sex before and say "thon whore's a fuckin' virgin"

I google "Scottish whore" - nothing about Mozart.

Mozart's no Scottish ya fanny

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not a "whore" whore, just a "thon" whore

"Thon whore" basically just means "that guy" in Scottish slang....... you could be talking about someone who's never had sex before and say "thon whore's a fuckin' virgin"

Mozart's no Scottish ya fanny

[Hal-9000]

I can always hear when something's out of tune, and if someone hands me a guitar with one string perfectly tuned then i can tune the rest almost perfectly using 5th and 7th fret harmonics

I use the string below each tuned one on the fifth fret...not really harmonics. Same idea? And I use the bathroom fan downstairs to tune the low E

[DemonGeminiX]

The very first note of Enter Sandman is a perfectly tuned low E, and as clear as day.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I use the string below each tuned one on the fifth fret...not really harmonics. Same idea? And I use the bathroom fan downstairs to tune the low E

Settle down there Beethoven

The very first note of Enter Sandman is a perfectly tuned low E, and as clear as day.

Okay Tchaikovsky

[Hal-9000]

You should of seen a friend, me and my nephew tuning guitars in my basement. I'm saying the fan will work so we all stand by the bathroom door. I start mimicking the fan noise with my mouth going - ahhhhhhh, fan is going ahhhhhhhhh, buddy pulls out the pitch pipe and hits the E going ahhhhhhhh and my nephew starts plucking the string laughing saying - Holy fuck uncle hal is right

we was morons

[RBP]

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

[RBP]

Ah... the new world order - names changed to protect the matriarchy. Job placement call-taker assigns me to "Suzy", but when she comes back on the phone I am instructed to instead leave a voicemail for "Elle", who in turn shuffles me (the old white dude) off to "James" (the black male new hire).

"James" and I are going to kick some ass.