Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[DemonGeminiX]

I just offered $1500 for a Mesa Boogie Mark 5 1x12 combo.

Oh boy.

[Hal-9000]

Ah... the new world order - names changed to protect the matriarchy. Job placement call-taker assigns me to "Suzy", but when she comes back on the phone I am instructed to instead leave a voicemail for "Elle", who in turn shuffles me (the old white dude) off to "James" (the black male new hire).

"James" and I are going to kick some ass.

Press 3 if you're white or stay on the line to hear your limited options again

[PorkChopSandwiches]

They consider that "impressive"?

If she was listening the whole time, she would have heard all those questions had already been asked

[Hal-9000]

So we hired an accountant to do Mom's taxes last year and they made a data entry error. Taxes get reassessed and we now owe over 1300 bucks. Just got the notice, yet found out from the accountant in January as they notified him.

I have until March 14th to pay 1300 bucks. FFS, two weeks? If someone didn't have the money that sort of shit would cripple them. Nice going government, thanks a lot.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ah... the new world order - names changed to protect the matriarchy. Job placement call-taker assigns me to "Suzy", but when she comes back on the phone I am instructed to instead leave a voicemail for "Elle", who in turn shuffles me (the old white dude) off to "James" (the black male new hire).

"James" and I are going to kick some ass.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So we hired an accountant to do Mom's taxes last year and they made a data entry error. Taxes get reassessed and we now owe over 1300 bucks. Just got the notice, yet found out from the accountant in January as they notified him.

I have until March 14th to pay 1300 bucks. FFS, two weeks? If someone didn't have the money that sort of shit would cripple them. Nice going government, thanks a lot.

If the accountant made the error, he should be responsible.

[Hal-9000]

If the accountant made the error, he should be responsible.

You heard my story....I wasn't polite to the guy on the phone and he started dealing with my sister. Sister then tells me he's doing my Mom's taxes for free this year.

He was a type A arrogant son of bitch who wanted to keep shouting me down in conversation. I know they wouldn't pay the amount of the mistake. I assume Mom got paid the overage initially.

But yeah, I agree.

[Hal-9000]

And I should get going...have to visit two banks and see Mom.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[DemonGeminiX]

He countered. It's on!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He countered. It's on!

Like Donkey Kong?

[DemonGeminiX]

Like Rae Dawn Chong.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Like Rae Dawn Chong.

Like Hal in a thong?

[DemonGeminiX]

Like Hal in a thong?

Like Porky's giant bong.

[DemonGeminiX]

$1625 + $85 S+H and he says that's the lowest he'll go.