Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[RBP]

Put benadryl in his food

or fentanyl

[Goofy]

Put benadryl in his food

or fentanyl

Or a velociraptor

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Or a velociraptor

And just how are you going to hide a dinosaur in his food FFS?

[Goofy]

And just how are you going to hide a dinosaur in his food FFS?

Use a big plate obviously

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Goofy]

[RBP]

And just how are you going to hide a dinosaur in his food FFS?

Dinosaur foot shaped pizza!

[Goofy]

Dinosaur foot shaped pizza!

Not that again

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What about a pizza shaped dinosaur foot?

[RBP]

Not that again

[fricnjay]

Sofa King




Tired

[Hal-9000]

Three year anniversary today.

For not getting a haircut?
Length of time for wearing current sneakers?
Best before date coming up on Cheese Doodles?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For not getting a haircut?
Length of time for wearing current sneakers?
Best before date coming up on Cheese Doodles?

[Hal-9000]

My brother was a bad kid, and I was the frequent victim of his bullshit growing up. But he wasn't nearly 1/100th as bad as this kid is. I'm serious, this little fucker is horrendous, and I have seriously considered beating my cousin's head in for allowing him to be like that.

They came down to visit last year in June a few days before my birthday. That little asshole ruined all the plans I had because of his bullshit. I had to cancel everything that I was gonna do just so I wouldn't have to go out in public with this little shit.

I imagine...

precious child - Can we go here here or here???

DGX - NO. It's all closed.

precious child - They're all closed, even..

DGX - YES. Now leave my town and don't forget to write when you're over 1000 miles away.

[Teh One Who Knocks]