Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

And dammit I make jokes but she was in there palpating for an awful long time

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And dammit I make jokes but she was in there palpating for an awful long time

Did she "forget" the rubber glove?

[Pony]

And dammit I make jokes but she was in there palpating for an awful long time

Did she "forget" the rubber glove?

Dis "she" gently put two hands on your shoulders and say "you might feel a little pressure"?

[Hal-9000]

Did she "forget" the rubber glove?

No, she is quite Muslim and goes the other way. Full body rubber suit, puts a long 'shelf' of paper across my legs and torso while mining for prostates and I'm sure she puts on a face visor when I'm not looking.

[Hal-9000]

Dis "she" gently put two hands on your shoulders and say "you might feel a little pressure"?

I always let out a soft audible moan of pleasure as she penetrates, just to make it super uncomfortable for both of us..

[Hal-9000]

Last year it was in/out and took .5 of a second.

This year she was checking for squirrels.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmm

[Hal-9000]

I always let out a soft audible moan of pleasure as she penetrates, just to make it super uncomfortable for both of us..

Hmmmm

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

Wasn't the best morning. Just trying to find some humor

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wasn't the best morning. Just trying to find some humor

Did your doctor find any with her finger?

[Hal-9000]

Did your doctor find any with her finger?

How comfy would you be with a 6 foot attractive brown woman wearing a hijab checking to see how much chicken alfredo you ate last night

...what do you think, Irish?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Definitely Irish

[Hal-9000]

Definitely Irish

I thought I detected a slight Scottish brogue when she got out the mat and faced east.



I'm such an ass

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I thought I detected a slight Scottish brogue when she got out the mat and faced east.



I'm such an ass