Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[RBP]

You jest but I bet they have them here somewhere

I don't jest about Betamax.

[Hal-9000]

The dude was "suicided".

I suspect more news stories than is probably healthy. Goes back years to a great SNL skit featuring a doddering, clown-like Reagan saying hello to children in the Oval Office.

They escort the kids out and immediately the office fills with aides while Reagan pulls down a huge map of El Salvador, starts barking out orders in Spanish and looks really mean.

Intercom beeps and says the next group of visitors is outside. Reagan hides the map, aids vanish and he affects the smiling, happy old man persona again

[Hal-9000]

Grab some Betamax movies for Hal.

Likken ze peepee

My brother is arriving here shortly and he'll have his latest iPhone, an iPad, a laptop and God knows what else. I pay for the wifi and he's going to use all of the bandwidth doing a whole lot of nothing, preventing me from watching my ghetto pirated streaming TV shows

I'm trying to work out a good bathtub accident scenario for all of his electronics and just need to work out some of the kinks. Like how it can logically occur

[DemonGeminiX]

Should I start looking for new hardware? My computer has frozen up on me a few times in the past year and has forced me to do a hard restart to get it running again.

[Hal-9000]

Should I start looking for new hardware? My computer has frozen up on me a few times in the past year and has forced me to do a hard restart to get it running again.

Sounds like you have too much money. Guitar stuff, computer stuff, other stuff....why don't you send some of that love north to me?

I'll think of you as I spend it.

[RBP]

Should I start looking for new hardware? My computer has frozen up on me a few times in the past year and has forced me to do a hard restart to get it running again.

I much prefer my Chromebook to my "more powerful" desktop these days.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Likken ze peepee

My brother is arriving here shortly and he'll have his latest iPhone, an iPad, a laptop and God knows what else. I pay for the wifi and he's going to use all of the bandwidth doing a whole lot of nothing, preventing me from watching my ghetto pirated streaming TV shows

I'm trying to work out a good bathtub accident scenario for all of his electronics and just need to work out some of the kinks. Like how it can logically occur

Change the password to "mybrotherisanasshole"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I much prefer my Chromebook to my "more powerful" desktop these days.

Depends on the specs of the desktop. I have yet to use a laptop that can even compare to my 10 year old desktop.

[RBP]

Depends on the specs of the desktop. I have yet to use a laptop that can even compare to my 10 year old desktop.

And what you are doing with it, I suppose....

[Hal-9000]

Just reading that Epstein was in a suicide watch cell when he died.

Yeah I guess someone can behead themselves with the right amount of...toilet paper

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just reading that Epstein was in a suicide watch cell when he died.

Yeah I guess someone can behead themselves with the right amount of...toilet paper

I just barely saw a story from the AP that said they took him off suicide watch and that the US Attorney General is pissed and has ordered an investigation into the death.

[Hal-9000]

I just barely saw a story from the AP that said they took him off suicide watch and that the US Attorney General is pissed and has ordered an investigation into the death.

Can't help but envision guards walking him across the hall to a regular cell while the prison doctor quickly walks up with a syringe.

[Godfather]

Just reading that Epstein was in a suicide watch cell when he died.

Yeah I guess someone can behead themselves with the right amount of...toilet paper

It's really going to get the conspiracy theorists going, and how can you blame them. Epstein had evidence of pedophilia on some of the richest and most powerful people in the world. Just yesterday there were massive file dumps floating on the internet about his inner circle of sickos. And today he's dead. Even being conspiracy-theory-adverse this one doesn't pass the sniff test yet to me. We'll see if the video surveillance he was supposed to have in his cell was conveniently malfunctioning or not...

I just hope they've got enough out of Epstein to catch more of them if there really is this big inner circle of molesters. Looks like Prince Andrew is probably busted.

[Hal-9000]

It's really going to get the conspiracy theorists going, and how can you blame them. Epstein had evidence of pedophilia on some of the richest and most powerful people in the world. Just yesterday there were massive file dumps floating on the internet about his inner circle of sickos. And today he's dead. Even being conspiracy-theory-adverse this one doesn't pass the sniff test yet to me. We'll see if the video surveillance he was supposed to have in his cell was conveniently malfunctioning or not...

I just hope they've got enough out of Epstein to catch more of them if there really is this big inner circle of molesters. Looks like Prince Andrew is probably busted.

I've only read cursory stories about him and hope that someone is brave enough to release some of the more intimate details. Of course that person is going to have to pull a missing persons act and live in Lower Botswana for life. They could make millions if they do it right and live..

[Godfather]

This is the NY Post so seriously take it with a grain of salt, but:

“The marks are more consistent with being choked out than hanging yourself,” one source said.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/25/jailed...eins-injuries/



This guy has some interesting theories too (again just twitter BS but worth a read - interesting Epstein had already attempted suicide weeks ago so why was he not on watch still). The most interesting part here is that now everything in Epstein's mansion is now admissible in court. Someone put that house on suicide watch Mystery gas explosions happen man...

https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/st...620358658?s=20