Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

I love these kinds of texts from the wife:

Wife: The kid is staying home today, she doesn't feel good.
Me: What's wrong?? She was fine last night.
Wife: She said she felt like she was going to throw up.
Me (In a text I only sent in my mind):

People can get sick at any time..there's no 48 hour warning period ffs

[Teh One Who Knocks]

People can get sick at any time..there's no 48 hour warning period ffs

Yeah, I'm sure she just happened to get sick AFTER my wife left for work this morning.

[DemonGeminiX]

So how's Ferris Bueller feeling right now?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So how's Ferris Bueller feeling right now?

I should check the security cams at home and see

[Hal-9000]

Yeah, I'm sure she just happened to get sick AFTER my wife left for work this morning.

It does work like that sometimes, yes!

[Hal-9000]

So how's Ferris Bueller feeling right now?

An old manager used to call me that when I phoned in

Don't worry about us Ferris, we'll be fine. Rest up.

the bastard

[Godfather]

I love these kinds of texts from the wife:

Wife: The kid is staying home today, she doesn't feel good.
Me: What's wrong?? She was fine last night.
Wife: She said she felt like she was going to throw up.
Me (In a text I only sent in my mind):

She call in sick much?

When I was in school, once or twice a year I'd bitch and groan enough to squeak out a sick day from my fairly strict mom If I had a kid I'd allow that. Sometimes I think everyone just needs a mental health day TBH.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

She call in sick much?

When I was in school, once or twice a year I'd bitch and groan enough to squeak out a sick day from my fairly strict mom If I had a kid I'd allow that. Sometimes I think everyone just needs a mental health day TBH.

She manages to get 'sick' after me and the wife have already left for work. And of course she was completely fine when I got home from work, imagine that And we'll have to agree to disagree on the 'mental health day' for high school students. ESPERCIALLY on a Monday after the weekend.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There must be a wildfire burning somewhere in the state, two mornings in a row now I could smell smoke driving into work.

[Hal-9000]

There must be a wildfire burning somewhere in the state, two mornings in a row now I could smell smoke driving into work.

Quit driving the wood burning truck!


you people and your fossil fuels..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

There were some dudes out working in the back alley earlier so I asked them what was up. Young guy said - We're just cleaning out the sewers nothing to worry about.

So now inside the house I can hear the weirdest sound. Like some far off pressure washer going round and round

[Hal-9000]

Okay I can smell shit now...that better be outside

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Think of the toilet scene in Amityville Horror

[Hal-9000]

I think it's coming from our washer drain...I just went back out there but the dudes are down in the sewer.

ewwww it's nasty