lost in melb. (01-18-2020)
lost in melb. (01-18-2020)
They had gotten rid of the grocery retards. Then today there was one in the parking lot , prompting the following conversation with my wife.
Me: The parking lot retard at Jewel told me that he told the driver of the short bus to turn off the top lights or else a plane would try to land on it.
Her: Oh my. Sounds like he was having a particularly rough day.
Me: Or he's just an annoying retard.
Her:
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Teh One Who Knocks (01-18-2020)
That's great, Rainbow.
RBP (01-18-2020)
RBP (01-18-2020)
RBP (01-18-2020), Teh One Who Knocks (01-18-2020)
Baby, if you've ever wondered
Wondered whatever became of me
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, WKRP
Got my W2 for my new job.
Total tax withholding was 22.9%
Medical and dental was another 11.2%
So just having a job with benefits cost 34.1% of my income.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
brah pitt (01-20-2020), KevinD (01-19-2020), Teh One Who Knocks (01-18-2020)
ENTER THE DEATH POOL YOU LAZY FUCKING FUCKS.
DEADLINE IS THIS WEEKEND
http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/sho...eath-Pool-2020
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Teh One Who Knocks (01-18-2020)
I remember when Saturdays were days I looked forward to, made plans for, hung out with friends, just did things. Now i'm stuck inside, watching TV.
Getting old sucks.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
brah pitt (01-20-2020), KevinD (01-19-2020), RBP (01-18-2020), Teh One Who Knocks (01-18-2020)
RBP (01-18-2020)
RBP (01-20-2020)