Your version of windows will go out of support soon!
Whatever, it's running fine.
Did you hear us? OUT OF SUPPORT!
I did, stop popping up messages, I get it. It's running fine.
[every start up] You're machine is out of support!
Stop it, I already said I understand.
[computer starts fucking up in odd ways] Are you not listening?
Quit putting my computer on bullshit. This shit never happened until you decided to drop support, you're intentionally fucking my system up.
[internet slows] [windows close randomly] Are you sure you don't want to pay to upgrade? Like really sure?
Fuck off, Microsoft.
Oh, fuck me? Really. Okay. RESTART. NOW.
What? Why?
Fucking restart, you stubborn fuck!
Fine, Jesus, slow your roll.
[Installing update 1 of 1] Might want to find something else to do today, asshole.
FUUUUUUUUCKKKK... what are you doing updating an out of support computer, this makes no...
Who's the bitch now?
(posted from my Chromebook)