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**RBP** · 03-13-2020, 07:48 PM

Do I really need a COVID-19 email from every fucking store from which I have ever made a purchase?

I'm looking at you, O'Reilly Auto Parts.

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 03-13-2020, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by RBP

Do I really need a COVID-19 email from every fucking store from which I have ever made a purchase?

I'm looking at you, O'Reilly Auto Parts.

I've been getting them too.

**RBP** · 03-13-2020, 08:00 PM

Saw my doctor today. She called me cynical when discussing cholesterol as being "borderline"

"My cholesterol hasn't changed. It was well below the range until the range mysteriously dropped significantly at the same time that big pharma started mass marketing statins".

**Pony** · 03-13-2020, 08:10 PM

Well after two weeks of trying I finally pinned my boss down for a meeting. It went well.

**RBP** · 03-13-2020, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Pony

Well after two weeks of trying I finally pinned my boss down for a meeting. It went well.

Is your boss into being pinned down?

That's an odd way to conduct a meeting. Glad it went well.

**Pony** · 03-13-2020, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks

Our governor has just banned any and all gatherings of more than 250 people.

We're only allowed 100.

**Pony** · 03-13-2020, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by RBP

Is your boss into being pinned down?

That's an odd way to conduct a meeting. Glad it went well.

I had to pin him down and threaten to sneeze on him if he didn't give me everything I asked for.

**Godfather** · 03-13-2020, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks

I've been getting them too.

Hah! Same. Good chance to unsubscribe from a bunch of newsletters you forgot you were included on.

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 03-13-2020, 09:02 PM

First COVID-19 death in Colorado. An 80 year old woman, outside the metro area.

**Godfather** · 03-14-2020, 01:40 AM

Damn, our hockey league has been cancelled until further notice. Honestly our games are only about 10 players a side most nights, and we don't have fans cus it's shit league hockey... wasn't really expecting a cancellation. I get it, sharing water bottle/spitting/sweating/small locker rooms... still sucks though.

We proposed 'moving' the game to Saturday at 7pm (at the pub). Anyone who spills the beans to their girls is D.E.A.D. dead.

**lost in melb.** · 03-14-2020, 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by Godfather

Damn, our hockey league has been cancelled until further notice. Honestly our games are only about 10 players a side most nights, and we don't have fans cus it's shit league hockey... wasn't really expecting a cancellation. I get it, sharing water bottle/spitting/sweating/small locker rooms... still sucks though.

We proposed 'moving' the game to Saturday at 7pm (at the pub). Anyone who spills the beans to their girls is D.E.A.D. dead.

As long as fluids aren't exchanged, sounds like a good night

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 03-14-2020, 05:15 PM

Just made a grocery store run with the kid. Just looking to do some regular grocery shopping, not looking to go and get stuff we don't need.

Most meat cases were empty. About half the milk was gone. Absolutely no eggs. About 75% of bread gone. Pasta and pasta sauce aisle nearly completely deleted. Most frozen pizza was gone. No bottled water at all. About 60% of the soda aisle was gone. Most pain relievers were all gone as well as cold meds. Absolutely ridiculous.

**KevinD** · 03-14-2020, 05:55 PM

Going to check out the blackstar this afternoon. If yall dont hear from me again, I was killed by a thief, haha

**Pony** · 03-14-2020, 06:44 PM

SOAB. Just ran to Home depot to pick up some small screws. 1st screw, head snaps off. 2nd screw, same thing. Look at the package that says "Sheet metal screws" in large print and at the bottom in tiny letters it says "aluminum".

Who the hell uses aluminum screws? they are worthless.

Now I gotta run back out into the infected world again.

**DemonGeminiX** · 03-14-2020, 07:57 PM

Palmetto State Armory has a daily deal to preorder an "AR-14" stripped lower receiver. They're calling it the "ANGRYJOE-14".

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