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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    I wanted to let everyone know that I am doing my part to save the planet.

    Yesterday, I was taking a shit and had to sneeze. I sneezed into the toilet paper, blew my nose in it, and wiped my ass. With no extra paper used!!!

    I am basically the Greta of shitting. Praise me.
    So basically, you're going to get an anus infection from the bacteria and viruses that came from your respiratory system. Try explaining that one to your doctor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    So basically, you're going to get an anus infection from the bacteria and viruses that came from your respiratory system. Try explaining that one to your doctor.
    Small price to pay for salvation. Otherwise the planet will die, DGX. DIE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    I wanted to let everyone know that I am doing my part to save the planet.

    Yesterday, I was taking a shit and had to sneeze. I sneezed into the toilet paper, blew my nose in it, and wiped my ass. With no extra paper used!!!

    I am basically the Greta of shitting. Praise me.
    Not bad Paduan.

    A true Jedi wipes their ass, then their nose

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    Not bad Paduan.

    A true Jedi wipes their ass, then their nose
    I have my limits, Yoda.

    I had 2 guys cover themselves in their own shit then make the tactical team extract them. I hear the volume of shit was so much that they are investigating if others were involved in the literal shit show.

    So basically, you say they are heroes. I will give them extra incentive points. Praise Allah.
    Last edited by RBP; 05-08-2020 at 10:26 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    I wanted to let everyone know that I am doing my part to save the planet.

    Yesterday, I was taking a shit and had to sneeze. I sneezed into the toilet paper, blew my nose in it, and wiped my ass. With no extra paper used!!!

    I am basically the Greta of shitting. Praise me.
    There's gotta be a name in the urban dictionary for that

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    Fucking armadillos are tearing up my backyard again.

    I just about had enough of these little faggots.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Fucking armadillos
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Fucking armadillos are tearing up my backyard again.

    I just about had enough of these little faggots.
    Edible?









    Just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    Edible?

    Just saying


    Some people do, but it's risky. Armadillos are known to carry the bacteria that causes Leprosy.


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    Around here they're known as possum on the half shell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Some people do, but it's risky. Armadillos are known to carry the bacteria that causes Leprosy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Griffin View Post
    Around here they're known as possum on the half shell.
    Could be a hit in China

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