Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why? Did you think you had been exposed?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Put together a grocery order with Instacart this morning. When you go to check out, if you haven't specified how to replace something if it's out of stock, it will ask you to approve the "best match" or to pick something else specific, or just do not replace. Well, I put a bottle of plain old generic aspirin in the shopping cart and when I checked out, it asked me to approve the "best match" replacement. You would never guess in a million years what it suggested as a replacement.

A 10 lb bag of ice.

[Pony]

Why? Did you think you had been exposed?

He got the microchip implanted behind his ear.

[Pony]

A 10 lb bag of ice.

Put it on your head.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Put it on your head.

[lost in melb.]

Why? Did you think you had been exposed?

Potentially. I had a date Sunday night and a bloody sore throat the last few days. she works in hospitality

[lost in melb.]

And here's a bit they don't tell you. The moment you've had the test you have to go immediately home and self isolate until the results come through

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Potentially. I had a date Sunday night and a bloody sore throat the last few days. she works in hospitality

[lost in melb.]

Common cold.

[RBP]

Potentially. I had a date Sunday night and a bloody sore throat the last few days. she works in hospitality

You should find a hospitality girl with a smaller cock.

[lost in melb.]

You should find a hospitality girl with a smaller cock.

I'm dying... dying I say

And this is how you take advantage!

[lost in melb.]

You should find a hospitality girl with a smaller cock.

I'm dying... dying I say

And this is how you take advantage!

 

not bad, 7 out of 10

[RBP]

Not unusual for a skank to have 1000 subscribers on Onlyfans. Seems like a reasonable number, doesn't seem enormous.

Until I realized that $8 a month per subscriber, that's $8k a month... $96000 to post your personal smut.

[RBP]

I'm dying... dying I say

And this is how you take advantage!

 

not bad, 7 out of 10

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm dying... dying I say

And this is how you take advantage!