Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Pony]

Please help!
Someone’s broken into my buddies @PorkChopSandwiches
car overnight. They've taken a load of stuff that was in there with his Tools and things required for work!!! If anyone is offered any of the listed items please let me know or you can contact him directly, discretion is assured. Reward has been offered for information leading to the recovery of these items.
Items stolen
1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dildo
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of TUNA flavoured lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x signed photo of Justin Bieber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
1 x Anal butt plug with fidget spinner attached
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
And 1 x deluxe inflatable sheep named Baaaaaaaaad Boy
Reward for any info...

[Hugh_Janus]

and I have a giant ass splinter in my hand

turns out that splinter was two splinters and I just dug that second fucker out

[Hugh_Janus]

I just found out I only got an E in my GCSE english

[Hugh_Janus]

you know what's disappointing about that... the fact I don't think I'll ever be able to pass it

[DemonGeminiX]

you know what's disappointing about that... the fact I don't think I'll ever be able to pass it

Is it the study of the actual English language or the study of literature?




I finally caught an armadillo in one of my traps, and now I have no idea what to do with it.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, the armadillo's dead. What the fuck? The fucker wasn't in there yesterday.

[Hugh_Janus]

Is it the study of the actual English language or the study of literature?




I finally caught an armadillo in one of my traps, and now I have no idea what to do with it.

language

and

eat it, but cook the shit out of it

[DemonGeminiX]

language

and

eat it, but cook the shit out of it

Noooo... those things carry leprosy. Not gonna risk that.

That's right, English is a second language to you, isn't it? What kind of questions were on the test?

[Hugh_Janus]

I can;t remember. I took the test when I was 16 I did take a look at recent past papers https://revisionworld.com/a2-level-l...ge-past-papers and without trying to sound like a defeatist here, there's no way I think I could pass it. My brain only yworks in facts, numbers and working shit out. I can read, write, spell and have a decent enough vocabulary, but ask me to make up and write a story in 45 mins, or ask me to iinterpret what a wrter means in a paragraph... that shit aint happening

and technically, both languaagess are my first language, I prefer speaking welsh, but not everyone can speak it 'round these here parts btw, just fyi, I didn't do much better in my welsh gcse

ps Im sure if you cook it enough, you'll kill the leprosy... the mexicans eat them all the time... ole

[DemonGeminiX]

I can;t remember. I took the test when I was 16 I did take a look at recent past papers https://revisionworld.com/a2-level-l...ge-past-papers and without trying to sound like a defeatist here, there's no way I think I could pass it. My brain only yworks in facts, numbers and working shit out. I can read, write, spell and have a decent enough vocabulary, but ask me to make up and write a story in 45 mins, or ask me to iinterpret what a wrter means in a paragraph... that shit aint happening

and technically, both languaagess are my first language, I prefer speaking welsh, but not everyone can speak it 'round these here parts btw, just fyi, I didn't do much better in my welsh gcse

ps Im sure if you cook it enough, you'll kill the leprosy... the mexicans eat them all the time... ole

Too late, it's buried. Something will come along in the night, dig it up, and drag it off into the woods and make a meal of it. It bent the cage. I guess if I had seen it in the morning, then I would have let it loose somewhere else away from the neighborhood, but I'm guessing it baked in the metal cage during the brutal heat of the afternoon.

I understand how you feel. I haven't really looked at stuff like this for the past 25 years. Although since I'm trying to do some writing of my own right now, maybe I should look at it and think about it, so thank you for pointing me at these old tests. It's giving me some things to consider.

[Hugh_Janus]

Its not even the fact I haven't done anything like that since leaving school, I've never been able to do it. I completed some maths and science past papers and fuckin smashed them even though I haven't used trig, algebra or any of that shit since leaving school

[Hugh_Janus]

oh and I feel like I'm going to throw up :sigh:

[DemonGeminiX]

My desktop needs a new hard drive.

[lost in melb.]

My desktop needs a new hard drive.

Main hard drive or storage??

[Placid]

My desktop needs a new hard drive.

This would keep you going for a while:-



10 Tb!