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[Teh One Who Knocks]

New dishwasher arrived on Saturday morning. Even though installation of one is fairly straightforward, of course it couldn't be completely smooth. Had to crawl in the space where the dishwasher fits with a drill and hole saw because the new drain hose was larger than the hole that was already in the cabinet wall (of course it was). So contorting myself behind there and getting into a position where I could actually drill the hole, I wrenched my back somehow. It's not horrible, but my lower back hurts enough where it's uncomfortable.

But on the plus side, we have clean dishes again.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Please help!
Someone’s broken into my buddies @PorkChopSandwiches
car overnight. They've taken a load of stuff that was in there with his Tools and things required for work!!! If anyone is offered any of the listed items please let me know or you can contact him directly, discretion is assured. Reward has been offered for information leading to the recovery of these items.
Items stolen
1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dildo
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of TUNA flavoured lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x signed photo of Justin Bieber
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
1 x Anal butt plug with fidget spinner attached
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
And 1 x deluxe inflatable sheep named Baaaaaaaaad Boy
Reward for any info...

Thanks for your help in this matter. The sheep was actually Tarro the Baaaaaaaaad Boy

[PorkChopSandwiches]

New dishwasher arrived on Saturday morning. Even though installation of one is fairly straightforward, of course it couldn't be completely smooth. Had to crawl in the space where the dishwasher fits with a drill and hole saw because the new drain hose was larger than the hole that was already in the cabinet wall (of course it was). So contorting myself behind there and getting into a position where I could actually drill the hole, I wrenched my back somehow. It's not horrible, but my lower back hurts enough where it's uncomfortable.

But on the plus side, we have clean dishes again.

When my dishwasher breaks I usually just slap her and she gets on it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When my dishwasher breaks I usually just slap her and she gets on it

My wife would make the kid do the dishes loooooooong before sh would do them.

[Hugh_Janus]

I need a god damn haaircut so bad

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need a god damn haaircut so bad

[KevinD]

Just noticed the little yahoo symbol under my avatar. Now I gotta go see why that's there.

And done.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I really need a vacation. That last one from 1998 is kinda wearing off now.

[Placid]

Just pondering the meaning on insular!

[lost in melb.]

I really need a vacation. That last one from 1998 is kinda wearing off now.

If I lived where you lived I'd be going up in the mountains every weekend

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If I lived where you lived I'd be going up in the mountains every weekend

Unfortunately, with the mass influx of people moving to Colorado in general, and the Denver metro specifically, it's near impossible to go into the high country anymore. The traffic heading west is absolutely ridiculous and unless you want to go into the remote areas of the backcountry (and I'm talking finding a little used 4WD trail, driving to the end of it and then hiking several more miles), you can't get away from people, even in the mountains.

[lost in melb.]

Rough to hear. When you find a nice spot, everyone wants it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's even worse during ski season. On Friday afternoons heading west, and on Sunday afternoons heading back east to Denver, you can sit in traffic for 3 or 4 of 5 or even 6 hours or more to just go 100 miles.

[DemonGeminiX]

You wake up late for school. Man, you don't wanna go.
You ask your Mom, Please?", but she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes and no homework.
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Okay, something a little strange happened at the house on Sunday. Seems that right now, for some reason, the solar panel thing is big right now and they have been going door to door in our neighborhood for months. Multiple companies, sometimes coming to your place twice. We looked into it, it's basically a racket and not worth doing, especially with these companies coming door to door.

Well on Sunday, we had one of them come to our door. Our camera picked him up as he was coming to the door:

https://ring.com/share/05b8cd48-eecf...5-9ca49ab51f09

We have both a No Soliciting sign on the door as well as one of the more humorous no solicitors signs hanging on the front door. It says (paraphrasing) that if you ring the doorbell, you agree to pay us $20/minute to listen to your message. As you can see from the video above, it appears he read the sign and then left. So we figured he got the hint. One of our other cameras filmed him going up the street and out of frame. But instead, a couple of minutes later, he comes back!

https://ring.com/share/3da9f4a8-c835...6-05779d0a93f6

https://ring.com/share/5fee4d93-54fa...3-1d1501871194

As you can see, he rang the bell and stood there for awhile. Our dogs were barking and we didn't answer the door. He gets something out and starts to write down something. I figured it was a business card or something. So when he was gone, I went out and looked and I thought he tucked it in the door or something and I couldn't find it. It was windy that day so I figured it blew away. The wife went out later to water the plants and she found what he left. It was perched on our doorbell.

 

What the litteral fuck? We Googled the name on his shirt and he definitely was from some solar company but he leaves us that.