Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Muddy]

Oh fuck.. What have you done now?

[Hugh_Janus]

had a sex change

[Muddy]

Well... Ok.. I don't judge...

[Griffin]

A man who recently had a sex-change operation was talking to his former buddies at work about the operation.
"Was it painful?" someone asked.
"Well,"she said. "There was one part that was extremely painful."
"I bet I know what part was so painful," someone else said. "I bet it was when they cut off your cock balls," they said.
"No," she said. "I was heavily sedated and didn't feel a thing."
"Then it must have been when they put in the breast implants" another person offered.
"No," she said. "I was sedated then too, and didn't feel anything."
"Then what part of the operation was so painful?" They wanted to know.
"Well," she said. "After they were done cutting, they stuck a straw in my ear and sucked out half of my brains."

[FBD]

A man who recently had a sex-change operation was talking to his former buddies at work about the operation.
"Was it painful?" someone asked.
"Well,"she said. "There was one part that was extremely painful."
"I bet I know what part was so painful," someone else said. "I bet it was when they cut off your cock balls," they said.
"No," she said. "I was heavily sedated and didn't feel a thing."
"Then it must have been when they put in the breast implants" another person offered.
"No," she said. "I was sedated then too, and didn't feel anything."
"Then what part of the operation was so painful?" They wanted to know.
"Well," she said. "After they were done cutting, they stuck a straw in my ear and sucked out half of my brains."

if you want to know what's truly the most painful part, go look at post op horror stories and the massive regrets that follow...and make sure your stomach is empty if you view any of those pics

[DemonGeminiX]

I need to construct a master list of (American) Chinese dishes that doesn't contain shrimp and shellfish products.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need to construct a master list of (American) Chinese dishes that doesn't contain shrimp and shellfish products.

Sweet and sour shrimp?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why is today going by so slow?

[DemonGeminiX]

Sweet and sour shrimp?

[FBD]

allergic?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Insomnia will be the death of me

[DemonGeminiX]

allergic?

Yep.

Insomnia will be the death of me

If by insomnia you mean Gavin Newsom, then...

[FBD]

Insomnia will be the death of me

start a morning workout routine, it'll only be a matter of time

Yep.

ahh that sucks. at least general tso's chicken is on the ok list!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

start a morning workout routine, it'll only be a matter of time

[KevinD]

Nissan Kicks is a horrible highway vehicle