It's kinda weird, because where I'm at, our HOA is really lax, but there are two other developments with HOAs that force their residents to do shit like eat at a restaurant inside their development twice a month, which I would be all like, "Go fuck yourself, man" if they tried to pull that horseshit on me. Several years ago, one of the restaurants fired its entire staff, and they brought in a guy claiming to be a cook, but all he knew how to do was make hot dogs, so the residents had to buy an $8 hot dog twice a month as per their by-laws. That shit only lasted for like 4 months, but it was funny as hell.
And as for the do-gooder, she's an old lady retiree that has nothing better to do. She ain't gonna do anything useful. Like I said, she's from Jersey. I grew up in Jersey, I know how Jersey people are. She just needs to get a hobby and mind her own business. People around here are gonna end up shooting her if she isn't careful. And there's a big-ass swamp not that far away. I'm sure they've got bodies in that swamp, and could probably hide a bunch more.