Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, nothing quite so insignificant. It's more like the first in a long line of really fucked up things that are going to happen. Now I have to be ridiculously careful and paranoid all day.

It's not Saturday the 14th though

[DemonGeminiX]

I tried watching that recently. It just wasn't as funny as I thought it was back when I was a kid.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Awwww

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A guy on IMDB agrees with you.

[Pony]

Is that something like, if your ear itches that means someone is talking about you?

My dick itches, what does that mean?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My dick itches, what does that mean?

[Pony]

[DemonGeminiX]

My dick itches, what does that mean?

You need an antibiotic?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[FBD]

Its nice to be done with work for the year. Just waiting for my boy to get his ass out of bed and call me so we can go have breakfast

[Pony]

You need an antibiotic?

Nevermind, I took care of it myself.

[Griffin]

My dick itches, what does that mean?

Nevermind, I took care of it myself.

wash your junk after taking the dirt road

[lost in melb.]

My dick itches, what does that mean?

Time to sober up?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey, the roof is leakin' and the rain's fallin' on my head, it won't stop
The roof is leakin' and the rain's fallin' on my head, I need a mop
I cried so hard, teardrops on my bed, drippity-drop

[DemonGeminiX]

Happy Festivus!