Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[lost in melb.]

So, I've gotta go splooge in a jar....

TMI here, but my wife and I have been trying for a year. Right after she stopped birth control, she got pregnant right away and it seemed too easy. We were super excited... but that pregnancy only lasted a few weeks, and since then we've had no luck. I'm mostly fine with it, I sort of have a "Jesus Take the Wheel" approach where if it happens, it happens, and we'll be fine even if we can't have kids just being fun aunt and uncle who have spare cash... but my wife is frustrated waiting, so we've started doing some tests. So now I've got to go to some sterile lab and jizz in some bathroom I'm truly horrified about this but owe it to my wife.

Anyone ever had to rub one out in a lab? I'm seriously not looking forward to this.

I remember my father had to (my brother was IVF).

He was pretty grumpy on the day

[lost in melb.]

I just had an ER doctor put my left nut back in my scrotum, because for some odd unknowable reason, it decided to try to crawl back up into my body.

Oh, by the way, TMI. And that'll cost me about $500. Merry Christmas to me.

Merry Christmas!

[KevinD]

Damn GF and DGX. Y'all take care of yourselves.
Me I'm out in garage making some decorative backing boards for some tin picture plates my wife bought for Christmas deco. Its been way too long since I've used a router. Think I might need some new bits. Ruined one (test) board.

[lost in melb.]

Colorado is officially a no Trump zone

[KevinD]

Colorado is officially a no Trump zone

Not really. Dig deeper. He'll be back on ballot. Not that I'm a fan. I never liked Trump, but he was a good president other than all the political BS on both sides.

[KevinD]

Weed eating the fence lines and around house and trees. Clouding up like a storm is coming. Probably won't get mowing done today.

[DemonGeminiX]

Colorado is officially a no Trump zone

That'll be struck down. Politicians have no right taking that choice away from the people. That's not democracy, it's tyranny.

[DemonGeminiX]

That'll be struck down. Politicians have no right taking that choice away from the people. That's not democracy, it's tyranny.

To elaborate: Yes I know what Amendment 14 Section 3 states. However, y'all know my feelings on the Jan 6th "insurrection" that wasn't actually an insurrection at all.

[lost in melb.]

That'll be struck down. Politicians have no right taking that choice away from the people. That's not democracy, it's tyranny.

If it's in the constitution it's fine by me. My concern is that trump has not been found guilty - the question of whether he participated in insurrection is a matter of opinion.

[Godfather]

Off to the island to stay with my mother-in-law for Christmas with my wife's side of the fam early tomorrow morning, will be there for 3 nights, mostly hanging with our little niece! Should be fun. Won't be on here for a few days so everyone have a wonderful Christmas and stay safe, hope you all have some great plans and enjoy the holiday.

[FBD]

So, I've gotta go splooge in a jar....

TMI here, but my wife and I have been trying for a year. Right after she stopped birth control, she got pregnant right away and it seemed too easy. We were super excited... but that pregnancy only lasted a few weeks, and since then we've had no luck. I'm mostly fine with it, I sort of have a "Jesus Take the Wheel" approach where if it happens, it happens, and we'll be fine even if we can't have kids just being fun aunt and uncle who have spare cash... but my wife is frustrated waiting, so we've started doing some tests. So now I've got to go to some sterile lab and jizz in some bathroom I'm truly horrified about this but owe it to my wife.

Anyone ever had to rub one out in a lab? I'm seriously not looking forward to this.

my buddy was forced to by his wife when they were trying, because after all, before they met and she sold eggs, they told her there'd be no side effects (I'm pretty sure she believed them)...she's blaming the metric fuck ton of weed he smokes, etc..

so he goes and nuts in the jar, and he was laughing his ass off boasting that they literally wrote that it was of the finest quality

she had to get the juice and they conceived

I'll skip science and things and side effects and such since there's too many questions to ask about it. good luck dude.

[FBD]

I just had an ER doctor put my left nut back in my scrotum, because for some odd unknowable reason, it decided to try to crawl back up into my body.

Oh, by the way, TMI. And that'll cost me about $500. Merry Christmas to me.

that's actually what the guys who train iron crotch do when they prepare to get kicked there, part of the reason why you gotta learn that stuff young

[FBD]

What goes well with a ham and cheese sandwich if you don't like mustard and really don't care for mayo?

extra spicy mustard

[FBD]

To elaborate: Yes I know what Amendment 14 Section 3 states. However, y'all know my feelings on the Jan 6th "insurrection" that wasn't actually an insurrection at all.

Not to mention the part about it being intended for unelected bureaucrats and not elected officials.

But that's aside from the fact that The Constitution For These United States of America never had a 14th Amendment, that's the City of London's bylaws for the controlling corporations of the united states.

[FBD]

If it's in the constitution it's fine by me. My concern is that trump has not been found guilty - the question of whether he participated in insurrection is a matter of opinion.

They will try anything and everything to prevent him from running, the traitors are even moar scared of him this time around As you can see, he doesnt need to be found guilty of anything in order for them to try. Julian Assange was so loved by the media until his interview with MJegyn Kelly when she asked him what dirt there was on Trump and Assange was like well, that's the funny part, there is none