Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe if you would leave the mongoose at home, you wouldn't feel like an outsider

[Hal-9000]

I love arguing with warehouse guys here at work that think they know more than I do because they put something in a box and put a piece of tape on it.. ffs

I love arguing with CSR'S who DO know less than I do

(I don't use tape tho...not my department)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm not signed off on Tape Safety so I can't use tape yet

[Hal-9000]

next week I'm on fries!


(step up from shakes)

[Hal-9000]

there are two robins in my backyard right now...standing in the same position, facing the same way


Does that mean we get twice as much spring this year?

(scientific replies only please)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Depends....is one of them named Earl?

[Hal-9000]

Depends....is one of them named Earl?

Please elaborate, I don't understand the connection.

[minz]

I should be fast asleep right now...

[Hal-9000]

I should be fast asleep right now...

Maybe cut down on the 23 cups of coffee per day?

[minz]

Maybe cut down on the 23 cups of coffee per day?

But all I drink is coffee, what else would I drink?

[Hal-9000]

But all I drink is coffee, what else would I drink?

heh heh heh....

[minz]

Fuck, dont answer that

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Please elaborate, I don't understand the connection.

It's scientific and over your head

[Hal-9000]

Fuck, dont answer that

you can call me Mr. Non-Dairy Creamer baby..




too late!

[minz]

It's scientific and over your head

A bag?