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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezter View Post
    I wonder how the bananabread will turn out... Allsmiles gave me a recipe...

    make sure your bananas are very very very ripe, over ripe is best

    (like brown and soft)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    make sure your bananas are very very very ripe, over ripe is best

    (like brown and soft)
    That is how I was instructed, yes...but I didn't have overripe ones...but these felt to be ripe enough to go into mushy mess easily. Atleast it smells soooo goood in the oven!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezter View Post
    That is how I was instructed, yes...but I didn't have overripe ones...but these felt to be ripe enough to go into mushy mess easily. Atleast it smells soooo goood in the oven!
    helps with the moistness

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    I gave a woman an orgasm last night.

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    Did you mail it or use a courier?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    I gave a woman an orgasm last night.
    allegedly
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    hope his wife doesn't find out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    helps with the moistness
    I like moist, tasty things that I can put in my mouth.
    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    I gave a woman an orgasm last night.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    hope his wife doesn't find out

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    The crazy little dog next door has a whole bunch of mangled stuffed toys and dolls in the yard.Last night there was one doll (like a Raggedy Ann) sitting upright.He walks over the doll's head, lifts his back leg and pisses squarely into her smiling face.

    I was laughing so hard I had to retreat back into the house

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    That's how it goes; if you can't fuck 'um, you can always piss on 'um!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    allegedly

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    I gave a girl a virtual orgasm last weekend.

    She was having sex with her husband and she called out my name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I gave a girl a virtual orgasm last weekend.

    She was having sex with her husband and she called out my name
    Are you sure she wasn't trying to scream for HAAAALP HAAAAALLP!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezter View Post
    Are you sure she wasn't trying to scream for HAAAALP HAAAAALLP!!!

    IDK...I wasn't there

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