I gave a woman an orgasm last night.
Did you mail it or use a courier?
hope his wife doesn't find out
The crazy little dog next door has a whole bunch of mangled stuffed toys and dolls in the yard.Last night there was one doll (like a Raggedy Ann) sitting upright.He walks over the doll's head, lifts his back leg and pisses squarely into her smiling face.
I was laughing so hard I had to retreat back into the house
That's how it goes; if you can't fuck 'um, you can always piss on 'um!
I gave a girl a virtual orgasm last weekend.
She was having sex with her husband and she called out my name
Son of a bitch.
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