... there was this guy not 40 minutes ago in the ditch behind my house, wearing a red hoodie just kind of hanging around. I didn't see his face and I guess he saw me watching him because he didn't stick around. Now the ditch technically isn't my property, but it is right behind my backyard and I didn't like the look of a guy hanging around just off of my backyard wearing a hoodie in 92°F weather.
Yeah, I'm thinking I need a shotgun.
I wonder if Lance has one that I can borrow.