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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Costs of trips to the vet, shots, food, plus medications, plus whatever > cost of 12 gauge slugs

    Besides, I don't have a fence and I don't feel like buying one right now.

    Ok.. Get the pit bull AND the used 12 gauge..

    Chain the pit bull to the outside of the house...

    When the guy comes back the pit bull will attack and kill the intruder, so you dont go to jail for murder.

    Once the pit bull has attacked and killed the man, you go outside and shoot the pit bull so you dont have to take it to the vet or feed it.. (the cops are prolly gonna put it down anyway)

    Problem solved.

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    he probably had some good weed with him, you should've hit him up for some


    I am fixed

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    "I live in Bum Fuck Egypt"


    DGX....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    Ok.. Get the pit bull AND the used 12 gauge..

    Chain the pit bull to the outside of the house...

    When the guy comes back the pit bull will attack and kill the intruder, so you dont go to jail for murder.

    Once the pit bull has attacked and killed the man, you go outside and shoot the pit bull so you dont have to take it to the vet or feed it.. (the cops are prolly gonna put it down anyway)

    Problem solved.
    I can't shoot a defenseless dog.



    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    "I live in Bum Fuck Egypt"


    DGX....
    Maybe I should put that in my location.


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    Soooooo,
    Is there a special trash bin for mods, or do the spyker threads just all end up in the same place?

















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    *pulls up hoody and lurks away*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Soooooo,
    Is there a special trash bin for mods, or do the spyker threads just all end up in the same place?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    *pulls up hoody and lurks away*

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    *sparkles*

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    They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    *sparkles*

    They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams

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    if you wanna shoot a large caliber make sure the hand brake on your wheelchair is released, otherwise the recoil will be quite uncomfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkady Renko View Post
    if you wanna shoot a large caliber make sure the hand brake on your wheelchair is released, otherwise the recoil will be quite uncomfortable.
    I don't have any brakes. I fully expect putting at the very least an extra 2 feet between me and the person I'm shooting at, everytime I pull the trigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    I fully expect putting at the very least an extra 2 feet between me and the person I'm shooting at, everytime I pull the trigger.
    awesome..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Yeah, I know he was casing the house. That's why I haven't slept yet. I'm waiting to see if he comes around again. I'm going to yell like a maniac if I see him out there, with my Japanese sword in one hand and my cellphone in the other.
    make sure that gets on youtube!!

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