Good one.
Good one.
if it's anything like his last pc build, you got generations to kick back and relaxOriginally Posted by thelancinator
The world will have ended before you get it done
if it's anything like his last pc build, you got generations to kick back and relax
WAIT!
It's our May 24th long weekend.....the world can't end on Saturday
It won't. It's just the beginning of the end. We won't be finished until Oct.
if it's anything like his last pc build, you got generations to kick back and relax
72 hour bender!
oh sure, Lance burns you and you laugh....I burn you and get the stink-eye
His burn was subtle and clever.oh sure, Lance burns you and you laugh....I burn you and get the stink-eye
oh...that's how it is
wish I had a sense of humor
kudos Lance
2 Days!!!
If you REALLY want to be freaked out by future predictions you need to read about Mother Shipton. Here is a site with some of her predictions from back in 1488 - 1561.
http://www.2012supplies.com/what_is_...hecy_2012.html
Check these out (for those too lazy to follow the link)
The signs will be there for all to read;
when man shall do most heinous
deed man will ruin kinder lives;
by taking them as to their wives.
And murder foul and brutal deed:
when man will only think of greed.
and man shall walk as if asleep;
he does not look - he may not peep
And iron men the tail shall do;
and iron cart and carriage too.
Tony Blair and George W. Bush have been
rumored to have planned the "war on terror"
long before the 9/11 attacks.
The king shall false promise make;
and talk just for talking's sake.
And nations plan horrific war;
the like as never seen before.
and taxes rise and lively down;
and nations wear perpetual frown.
The Pakistan, India, Afghanistan
earthquake killed more than 75,000 in
2005 after Afghanistan had been
obliterated by the "war on terror"
yet greater sign there be to see;
as man nears latter century.
three sleeping mountains gather
breath,
and spew out mud, ice and death.
an earthquake swallow town and
town;
China, the emerging superpower, has been
said to be eying Russian (mighty bear)
land as overpopulation persists.
In lands as yet to me unknown
And Christian one fights Christian two
and nations sigh, yet nothing do.
And yellow men great power gain;
from mighty bear with whom they've
lain.
These mightly tyrants will fail to do,
they fail to split the world in two.
But from their acts a danger bred;
an ague, leaving many dead.
And physics find no remedy;
for this is worse than lepresy.
Oh many signs for all to see;
the truth of this true prophecy.
Horseless carriages, aka cars, transporting
mankind about.
A carriage without horse will go,
disaster fill the world with woe.
In London, Primrose Hill shall be
in center hold a bishops sea.
The Internet has transformed global
consciousness.
Around the world men's thoughts will fly,
quick as the twinkling of an eye.
And water shall great wonders do,
How strange, and yet it shall come true.
Through towering hills proud men shall
ride,
no horse or ass move by his side.
Beneath the water, men shall walk,
shall ride, shall sleep, shall even talk.
And in the air men shall be seen,
In white and black and even green.
A great man, shall come and go
for prophecy declares it so.
Any modern ship is made of metal and no
longer wood.
In water, iron then shall float
as easy as a wooden boat.
Gold shall be seen in stream and stone,
In land that is yet unknown.
And England shall admit a Jew,
Do you think this strange, but it is true.
The Jew that once was led in scorn,
shall of a Christian then be born.
A house of glass shall come to pass,
In England. But alas, alas,
a war will follow with the work
where dwells the pagan and the turk.
These states will lock in fiercest strife,
and seek to take each other's life.
When north shall thus divide the south
an eagle build in lion's mouth
then tax and blood and cruel war
shall come to every humble door.
Three times shall lovely sunny France
be led to play a bloody dance.
Before the people shall be free
three tyrant rulers shall she see.
Three rulers in succession be
each springs from different dynasty.
Then when the fiercest strife is done.
England and France shall be as one.
The British olive shall next then twine,
in marriage with a German vine.
Men walk beneath and over streams
fulfilled shall be their wondrous dreams.
Compared to the days of Mother Shipton,
women do indeed dress like men.
For in those wondrous far off days,
the women shall adopt a craze
to dress like men, and trousers wear
and to cut off their locks of hair.
They'll ride astride with brazen brow,
as witches do on broomsticks now.
Harvesting corn in a roaring combine.
And roaring monsters with men atop,
does seem to eat the verdent crop.
And men shall fly as birds do now,
and give away the horse and plow.
Divorce rates have skyrocketed and fertility
rates have plunged in the last century.
They'll be a sign for all to see
be sure that it will certain be.
Then love shall die and marriage cease
and nations wane as babes decrease.
And wives shall fondle cats and dogs
and men live much the same as hogs.
I know I go, I know I'm free,
I know that this will come to be,
Secreted this, for this will be
found by later dynasty.
A dairy maid, a bonnie lass,
shall kick this tome as she does pass
And five generations she shall breed
before one male child does learn to
read.
This is then held year by year,
till an iron monster trembling fear,
eats parchment, words and quill and ink,
and mankind is given time to think.
And only when this comes to be
will mankind read this prophecy.
But one man sweets another's bain
so I shall not have burned in vein.
Japan has been said to have planned the war
against the US as early as 1926.
In nineteen hundred and twenty-six
build houses light of straw and sticks.
For then shall mighty wars be planned
and fire and swords shall sweep the
land.
Television, submarines, and aircraft certainly
fit this prophecy.
When pictures seem alive with
movements free,
when boats like fishes swim beneath
the sea.
When men like birds shall scour the sky.
Then half the world, deep drenched in
blood shall die.
For those who live the century through
in fear and trembling this shall do.
Flee to the mountains and the dens
to bog and forest and wild fens.
For storms will rage and oceans roar
when Gabriel stands on sea and shore,
and as he blows his wondrous horn
old worlds die and new be born.
A celestial body, such as an asteroid entering
Earth's atmosphere may certainly appear to
be a fiery dragon. Extinction due to
extraterrestrial impacts have occurred several
times on this planet
A fiery dragon will cross the sky
six times before the earth shall die.
Mankind will tremble and frightened be
for the six heralds in this prophecy.
For seven days and seven nights
man will watch this awesome sight.
The tides will rise beyond their ken.
To bite away the shores and then
the mountains will begin to roar
and earthquakes split the plain to shore.
And flooding waters rushing in,
will flood the lands with such a din
that mankind cowers in muddy fen
and snarls about his fellow men.
Cheyenne Mountain's northern entrance to the
home of NORAD, among other top
government programs. This facility holds food
and water for the worst of possible times.
He bares his teeth and fights and kills
and secrets food in secret hill
and ugly in his fear, he lies
to kill marauders, thieves and spies.
Man flees in terror from the floods
and kills, and rapes and lies in blood
and spilling blood by mankind's hand
will stain and bitter many lands.
And when the dragon's tail is gone
man forgets and smiles and carries on.
To apply himself - too late, too late
for mankind has earned deserved fate.
His masked smile, his false grandeur,
will serve the gods their anger stir
and they will send the dragon back
to light the sky - his tail will crack.
Upon the earth and rend the earth
and man shall flee, king, lord and serf.
Africa is being torn apart due to continental
drift. Eventually the sea will fill the void,
creating two new continents.
But slowly they are routed out
to seek diminishing water spout
and men will die of thirst before
the oceans rise to mount to the shore.
And lands will crack and rend anew
do you think it strange, it will come true.
And in some far - off distant land
some men - oh such a tiny band
will have to leave their solid mount
and span the earth, those few to count.
Who survives this (unreadable) and
then
begin the human race again.
But not on land already there,
but on ocean beds, stark, dry and bare.
Not every soul on earth will die,
as the dragon's tail goes sweeping by,
not every land on earth will sink,
but these will wallow in stench and stink,
of rotting bodies of beast and man,
of vegetation crisped on land.
But the land that rises from the sea
will be dry and clean and soft and free.
Of mankinds dirt and therefore be,
the source of man's new dynasty.
and those that live will ever fear
the dragon's tail for many year
but time erases memory
You think it strange. but it will be.
A typical UFO looks like a silver serpent. Does
Mother Shipton predict intervention from alien
beings in 2012?
And before the race is built anew,
a silver serpent comes to view
and spew out men of like unknown
to mingle with the earth now grown
cold from its heat and these men can
enlighten the minds of future man
to intermingle and show them how
to live and love and thus endow.
the children with the second sight.
a natural thing so that they might
grow graceful, humble and when they do
the golden age will start anew.
The dragon's tail is but a sign
for mankind's fall and man's decline.
and before this prophecy is done
I shall be burned at the stake, at l
My body cinged and my soul set free
You think I utter blastphemy
your wrong. These things have come to
me
this prophecy will come to be.
Last edited by Acid Trip; 05-19-2011 at 03:47 PM.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
