Page 4 of 10 FirstFirst ... 2 3 4 5 6 ... LastLast
Results 46 to 60 of 142

Thread: May 21 is Judgment Day: Christian group

  1. #46
    transracial Hal-9000's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    On the Discovery
    Posts
    92,176
    vCash
    1000
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Thanks
    5,803
    Thanked 11,849 Times in 8,184 Posts
    the ones about the net, lesbians, submarines and the 'fiery dragon' or 'dragon's tail' (sure sounds like nuclear destruction to me) are very eerie considering the time they were written


    her stuff even rhymes

  2. #47
    Mr Magoo RBP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    60,390
    vCash
    2000
    Mentioned
    185 Post(s)
    Thanks
    78,181
    Thanked 27,731 Times in 15,014 Posts
    I only take Haiku form prognostications as legit
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

  3. #48
    #DeSantis2024 Teh One Who Knocks's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    5280' Above Sea Level
    Posts
    256,057
    vCash
    10966
    Mentioned
    20 Post(s)
    Thanks
    23,822
    Thanked 113,110 Times in 59,910 Posts
    Oh please, if anyone believe that stuff I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale too

  4. #49
    Take Box B DemonGeminiX's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Bum Fuck Egypt, East Jabip
    Posts
    64,809
    vCash
    27021
    Mentioned
    25 Post(s)
    Thanks
    45,043
    Thanked 16,894 Times in 11,969 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Oh please, if anyone believe that stuff I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale too
    Hey! I'm selling that!


  5. #50
    Mr Magoo RBP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    60,390
    vCash
    2000
    Mentioned
    185 Post(s)
    Thanks
    78,181
    Thanked 27,731 Times in 15,014 Posts
    Wait, so all the religious zealots will be leaving and the rest of us staying?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

  6. #51
    #DeSantis2024 Teh One Who Knocks's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    5280' Above Sea Level
    Posts
    256,057
    vCash
    10966
    Mentioned
    20 Post(s)
    Thanks
    23,822
    Thanked 113,110 Times in 59,910 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Hey! I'm selling that!

    I didn't see your name on it

    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Wait, so all the religious zealots will be leaving and the rest of us staying?
    Yup, but we have to deal with hell on earth

  7. #52
    Mr Magoo RBP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    60,390
    vCash
    2000
    Mentioned
    185 Post(s)
    Thanks
    78,181
    Thanked 27,731 Times in 15,014 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Yup, but we have to deal with hell on earth
    as opposed to... ?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

  8. #53
    transracial Hal-9000's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    On the Discovery
    Posts
    92,176
    vCash
    1000
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Thanks
    5,803
    Thanked 11,849 Times in 8,184 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    I only take Haiku form prognostications as legit
    Fiery rain from sky
    North Korea hates us lots
    We are fuck-ed



  9. #54
    #DeSantis2024 Teh One Who Knocks's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    5280' Above Sea Level
    Posts
    256,057
    vCash
    10966
    Mentioned
    20 Post(s)
    Thanks
    23,822
    Thanked 113,110 Times in 59,910 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    as opposed to... ?
    You do realize that hell on earth is being forced to watch Rosie O'Donnell 24/7 until you die?

  10. #55
    Shelter Dweller PorkChopSandwiches's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    77,136
    vCash
    5000
    Mentioned
    15 Post(s)
    Thanks
    47,197
    Thanked 29,255 Times in 16,489 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Wait, so all the religious zealots will be leaving and the rest of us staying?

    WIN!!

  11. #56
    Mr Magoo RBP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    60,390
    vCash
    2000
    Mentioned
    185 Post(s)
    Thanks
    78,181
    Thanked 27,731 Times in 15,014 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Fiery rain from sky
    North Korea hates us lots
    We are fuck-ed


    last line has 4
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

  12. #57
    Mr Magoo RBP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    60,390
    vCash
    2000
    Mentioned
    185 Post(s)
    Thanks
    78,181
    Thanked 27,731 Times in 15,014 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    You do realize that hell on earth is being forced to watch Rosie O'Donnell 24/7 until you die?
    do we get pizza and ice cream?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

  13. #58
    Take Box B DemonGeminiX's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Bum Fuck Egypt, East Jabip
    Posts
    64,809
    vCash
    27021
    Mentioned
    25 Post(s)
    Thanks
    45,043
    Thanked 16,894 Times in 11,969 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Wait, so all the religious zealots will be leaving and the rest of us staying?
    Well, hang on a second now. Do all religious zealots believe in the same thing? No. Unfortunately, only one group of religious zealots will be right... so the rest of them would be left here with the rest of us.

  14. #59
    #DeSantis2024 Teh One Who Knocks's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    5280' Above Sea Level
    Posts
    256,057
    vCash
    10966
    Mentioned
    20 Post(s)
    Thanks
    23,822
    Thanked 113,110 Times in 59,910 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    do we get pizza and ice cream?
    No....and in fact you have to sit close to her while she talks so you can smell her as well as hear her

  15. #60
    Shelter Dweller PorkChopSandwiches's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    77,136
    vCash
    5000
    Mentioned
    15 Post(s)
    Thanks
    47,197
    Thanked 29,255 Times in 16,489 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Well, hang on a second now. Do all religious zealots believe in the same thing? No. Unfortunately, only one group of religious zealots will be right... so the rest of them would be left here with the rest of us.
    FAIL!

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •