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    Busted Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn

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    MAY 6--Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.

    A Salt Lake City Police Department cop was summoned to Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 PM by a wedding guest who “ran into the road to stop” a passing police cruiser being driven by Officer Rich Stone.

    Stone then approached Sandra Kruser and Wilson Benally, who were laying on the church lawn. “I walked over to the couple and I physically saw the sex act,” Stone reported. Specifically, the cop noted, Benally “had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.”

    The Kruser-Benally tryst was viewed by, among others, “four children in the wedding party,” according to a police report.

    When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.

    Seen in the above mug shots, Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness and public intoxication. Benally was also charged with criminal trespass. Kruser and Benally remain locked up in the Salt Lake County jail, where Kruser is being held in lieu of $2093 bond, while Benally will have to post $2313 to secure his release.

    Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions.

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    What did you expect? It's never attractive people busted for doing stuff like this

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    It wasn't too bad until i got to the part “had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.” then my lunch tried to come back out

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    Porky keep it zipped man....geezus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    What did you expect? It's never attractive people busted for doing stuff like this
    Attractive people do it, the church leaders just let them do it so they can watch.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    yeah no one calls the fuzz when hot people are doin it

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    I bet the fuzz are already there watching it as well.


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