Happy Birthday, Mother Fucker.

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hope you had a good one, Wilbur

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I said....she's 21 years old and 24 inches tall..

[Griffin]

One fine evening Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were walking through Hyde Park when they passed three women sitting on a bench eating bananas.

"Good evening ladies." said Sherlock Holmes.

"Holmes," Watson asked, "Do you know those ladies?"

"No," replied Holmes, "I have never met the nun, prostitute, or the newlywed bride in my life."

"Good lord," Watson exclaimed, "how did you know that we passed by a nun, a prostitute, and a newlywed bride?"

"It's elementary my dear Watson," replied Holmes, "The nun was eating her banana by holding it with one hand and using the other to break off little pieces. The prostitute held the banana with both hands and crammed the whole thing down her throat."

"Absolutely incredible!" stuttered Watson, "But how did you know that the third woman was a newlywed?"

"Easy!" replied Holmes, "The newlywed bride was holding the banana with one hand and using her other hand to push her head towards it!"

[Goofy]

Belated happy birthday Porky

[Goofy]

I cant stop laughing at that pic

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poop on giant balls?

what's not to love?

[Goofy]

Classic aint it? Easy to find too, i just googled "pig having a shit" and out it popped

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1st world animal problems