Star Wars surprise:

[deebakes]

[DemonGeminiX]

Also,

SPOILER: DON'T OPEN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

 

Han Solo. I hope Chewbacca rips your piece of shit son into pieces while Leia watches with a grin on her face.

[DemonGeminiX]

[Hal-9000]

[Goofy]

Looks like a huge spoiler to me

[DemonGeminiX]

Not if Luke follows the old Jedi code.

[Goofy]

Morse?

[DemonGeminiX]

In the Old Republic, Jedi weren't allowed to be romantically involved. Subsequently, they weren't supposed to have children.

[Goofy]

In the Old Republic, Jedi weren't allowed to be romantically involved. Subsequently, they weren't supposed to have children.

Ah, just like that virgin Anakin Skywalker

























Hmmm

[DemonGeminiX]

He did break that rule... and look at how that turned out for him.

[deebakes]

Rey info

 

last i read was that she might be a kid of obi wan

[DemonGeminiX]

Rey info

 

last i read was that she might be a kid of obi wan

 

There's no way. How could that happen? Luke's at least middle-aged now and Obi Wan died when Luke was still a teenager. Rey can't be anywhere remotely near Luke's age, given he's Ben Solo's uncle and she was just a small child when Ben slaughtered Luke's padawans, as shown in her vision.... and I sincerely doubt ghosts can procreate. Furthermore, Obi Wan was a strict adherent to the Jedi Code, so it could be assumed that he didn't have any kids. In light of that, Rey can't be his grand-daughter either.

[Goofy]

He did break that rule... and look at how that turned out for him.

Yeah, the jammy bastard got to pump Natalie Portman

[Oofty Goofty]

Rey info

 

last i read was that she might be a kid of obi wan

 

She has to be related to Leia. Either daughter, or niece. When they met in the film, Leia walks right up and hugs her, without introducing herself. It would have been a bit award for a perfect stranger to do that. Rey was left on that God forsaken planet to hide her from the Empire/First Order, just like Luke was.

[Oofty Goofty]

Jar Jar

 

The only thing that could have made the movie better is if Jar Jar's home world had been one of the planets that was blown to bits. The scene could have been the doomed planet's population looking up in the sky and seeing the atmosphere turn to fire and envelope them, and their planet exploding. Two populations looking up, then the third, Jar Jar looking up and getting vaporized.