Kansas City Burger Joint Owner To Female Reporter: ‘I Would Love To See My Meat In Your Mouth’

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Stacey Ritzen - Uproxx




In honor of the Kansas City Royals recent playoff success, famed Kansas City burger joint, the Westport Flea Market, is offering a 1985 deal that offers their burgers at 1985 prices, which essentially discounts a $7.99 burger to just $2.99. I’m guessing 1985 was the last time the Royals won the World Series or something? Don’t make me look this sh*t up.

Anyway, KCTV reporter Courtenay DeHoff stopped by the Westport Flea Market last week to interview owner Joe Zwillenberg about the deal, and when DeHoff asked if she could try one of the $2.99 burgers Zwillenberg enthusiastically replied, “Courtenay, I would love to see my meat in your mouth.” The burger may cost $2.99 but double entendres are ON THE HOUSE!

Seriously though, that is one sick-looking burger. That dude can put his meat in my mouth anytime he wants.

[FBD]

where was the rest of the shit on that burger, I saw frickin bun meat and cheese

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's all you need

[FBD]

blasphemy....that would need half a bottle of ketchup to qualify. blasphemy without lettuce tomato onion.


blasphemy is my rotted out burners that shit the bed on my grill a couple months ago and I havent had a hamburger at home since

[PorkChopSandwiches]

[Hal-9000]

29 years back in time and it still costs 2.99?

[Hal-9000]

she took that well and even made a quip

difference between fem-nazis and real women

[deebakes]