Russell Brand Deported From Japan

[DemonGeminiX]

USMagazine, Sunday, May 22, 2011, 7:19am (PDT)

Not everyone's a fan of Russell Brand!

The 35-year-old actor was deported from Japan on Saturday.
"So… my husband just got deported from Japan," Katy Perry wrote on Twitter. "I am so sad. I brought him all this way to show him my favorite place. Tokyo dreams crushed."

So why was Brand taken into custody and subsequently kicked out of the country? "It was for priors from over 10 years ago!" Perry, 26, explained.

But Brand didn't lose his sense of humor.

"Planning escape from Japanese custody," the Get Him to the Greek star quipped. "It's bloody hard to dig a tunnel with a chopstick."

"Stockholm syndrome [is] kicking in," he added. "Just asked my guard out for (vegetarian) sushi. He giggled."

Perry added: "But of course I love my Japanese fans and the show must go on, no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! It's not right but it's okay."

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/rus...tory?gt1=28135

Fucking lol.

[deebakes]

these two crack me up

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They should throw him into the crippled nuclear reactor so the world can be rid of him once and for all.

[beowulf]

They should throw him into the crippled nuclear reactor so the world can be rid of him once and for all.

he would only mutate into a giant irritating knobhead instead of a normal sized irritating knobhead

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[lost in melb.]

"Planning escape from Japanese custody," the Get Him to the Greek star quipped. "It's bloody hard to dig a tunnel with a chopstick."

Mwahahaha

They should throw him into the crippled nuclear reactor so the world can be rid of him once and for all.

You don't like Russel?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You don't like Russel?

He's obnoxious, not funny, and a horrible actor, so no

[beowulf]

He's not funny, and a horrible actor, so no

i think he went to the same acting school as adam sandler

[Teh One Who Knocks]

i think he went to the same acting school as adam sandler

Sandler is completely hit or miss for me...some of his stuff I think is hilarious, and then there's others where I don't even crack a smile the entire film

[beowulf]

baron cohen is another.................just want to twat that moron with something heavy

[lost in melb.]

He's obnoxious, not funny, and a horrible actor, so no

He's an odd fish, an accidental star. He's got brains though, think he just needs the right role...

[lost in melb.]

baron cohen is another.................just want to twat that moron with something heavy

He's banging aussie twat - does that count

[DemonGeminiX]

I am not the biggest fan of Brand's, and I think it's hilarious that he's being deported, but that chopstick comment was pretty damn funny.

[PapaZ]

I am not the biggest fan of Brand's, and I think it's hilarious that he's being deported, but that chopstick comment was pretty damn funny.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Brand and Cohen are both fukking idiots who you could not pay me to watch.

[Muddy]

baron cohen is another.................just want to twat that moron with something heavy

He was AWESOME in "Taledega Nights: The legend of Ricky Bobby" as this guy..