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Facts About Beer That You Need To Know
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Shelter Dweller
All you beer drinkers are pot heads
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weapon of mass consumption
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unedited
there's gotta be way more than 400 kinds of beer these days. microbreweries exploded in the last 10 years.
valhalla I am coming
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Shelter Dweller
I was just looking for a home brew kit, think I will start one soon
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aka TheInvisibleMan
A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.
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weapon of mass consumption
depending how you look at that fact it;s shit 10 mpg is better
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aka TheInvisibleMan
Beer contains female hormones!
A recent study revealed the presence of
female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones
(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men
turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer
each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
test subjects:
1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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aka TheInvisibleMan
Things That Are "Difficult" to Say When You're Drunk.
Things That Are "Difficult" to Say When You're Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are "Very Difficult" to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
"Cogito ergo sum."
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
loquacious
transubstantiate
Things That Are "Downright Impossible" to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!
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aka TheInvisibleMan
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aka TheInvisibleMan
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Shelter Dweller
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aka TheInvisibleMan
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Shelter Dweller
"Tasmanian Wombat"
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