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    All you beer drinkers are pot heads






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    there's gotta be way more than 400 kinds of beer these days. microbreweries exploded in the last 10 years.

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    I was just looking for a home brew kit, think I will start one soon






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    A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.
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    depending how you look at that fact it;s shit 10 mpg is better

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    Beer contains female hormones!

    A recent study revealed the presence of
    female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
    consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones
    (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men
    turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer
    each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
    test subjects:

    1) argued over nothing.
    2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.
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    Things That Are "Difficult" to Say When You're Drunk.

    Things That Are "Difficult" to Say When You're Drunk:
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    Preliminary
    Proliferation
    Cinnamon

    Things That Are "Very Difficult" to Say When You're Drunk:
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    "Cogito ergo sum."
    British Constitution
    Passive-aggressive disorder
    loquacious
    transubstantiate

    Things That Are "Downright Impossible" to Say When You're Drunk:
    Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    Nope, no more booze for me!
    Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.
    Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!
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