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Thread: UK Couple Receives Over $3K A Month In Government Benefits Because They Are 'Too Fat To Work'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    me no grumpy...still a little freaked out I don't have a job


    I'll get over the shock in a few years





    I can't work because I'm having ESS (extreme separation syndrome) from my last job




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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    me no grumpy...still a little freaked out I don't have a job


    I'll get over the shock in a few years
    can't you be a greeter at canadian walmart or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I'll take 2 of the 4 adjectives there as accurate Pat

    wait...is gay an adjective?

    Let's see... Hal is a cockgobbler... noun, Hal is a buttpirate... noun, big fat gay Hal swallows loads all day... I'd say gay is an adjective.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    that's why i am so skinny
    I knew you were a Lurch

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    i like to think of myself as hwp

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Let's see... Hal is a cockgobbler... noun, Hal is a buttpirate... noun, big fat gay Hal swallows loads all day... I'd say gay is an adjective.

    thank you for that

    now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    i like to think of myself as hwp
    wtf is hwp???

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    can't you be a greeter at canadian walmart or something?
    I think they have to be old or infirm...I'm just cranky

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    huge white penis

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    you should get a tattoo of a large blue vein running up your back

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    that's what my spine is for

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