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    Amusing Im sorry Hal!

    Im sorry for your date once again turning into shit.

    Online Date Turns Out To Be Real Life Girlfriend/Boyfirend

    Police in Barrie, Ontario say that the 49-year-old woman threw hot coffee at her boyfriend’s face before slapping him, upon the discovery that he had been trying to cheat on her with a woman he thought he met on the internet.

    An off-duty cop who was in the vicinity arrested the woman and called for assistance. The woman is currently awaiting a bail hearing.

    Both parties refuse to speak to the press, but it’s clear that an odd lie between the couple lead to the altercation. Both of them had lied about their identities.








    Sauce: Here

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    So was she intentionally trying to dupe him into believing he was going to meet an online date? Or was she guilty of doing the exact same thing, playing around with people behind his back?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    So was she intentionally trying to dupe him into believing he was going to meet an online date? Or was she guilty of doing the exact same thing, playing around with people behind his back?

    I saw this article a couple weeks ago, I believe they were both looking to cheat, met on an online dating site and hit it off, decided to meet in person.

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    Jez dude....that province is about 5 times the distance from you to England.....they're easterners and enjoy a certain reputation out here

    MrsM may be here shortly to kick my ass, have to bail!






    *good story, what are the chances?

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    Barrie Ontario

    Demographics
    Population:2 (100% from 2001)
    Land area:76.99 km2 (29.73 sq mi)
    Population density:.013 /km2
    Median age:49 (males: 49, females: 49)
    Total private dwellings:1
    Mean household income:$64,832

    Seems the chances are pretty good

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    If you like pina coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    If you're not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the cape
    Then I'm the love that you've looked for
    Write to me and escape

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    Barrie Ontario

    Demographics
    Population:2 (100% from 2001)
    Land area:76.99 km2 (29.73 sq mi)
    Population density:.013 /km2
    Median age:49 (males: 49, females: 49)
    Total private dwellings:1
    Mean household income:$64,832

    Seems the chances are pretty good
    I don't travel much (ever) and have been to Barrie, Ontario

    My ma & pa drove across Canada when I was 15....I hated them for it, until I met a British girl named Mandy who lived next to my parent's friends in Barrie.They also had a pool so that helped immensely
    We went to Toronto as well and the CN Tower was new.I went up to the observation level (glass floor) and looked at Toronto and went - Holy fcuk, that is one big city


    *and Mandy was hot too, we became bf and gf for almost one week*

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    I have pics of my balls splayed across Lance's forehead...it's kinda cute, he's sleeping and looks like a little angel with a flesh visor on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post


    Jez dude....that province is about 5 times the distance from you to England.....they're easterners and enjoy a certain reputation out here

    MrsM may be here shortly to kick my ass, have to bail!


    *good story, what are the chances?
    Barrie is about 1 hr 45 min drive from where I am - they are on the out skirts of civilization and sometimes act differently. Much like Alberta

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsM View Post
    Barrie is about 1 hr 45 min drive from where I am - they are on the out skirts of civilization and sometimes act differently. Much like Alberta
    dammit you saw that



    I love all people, I was merely relating certain reputations that some groups enjoy from a distance...







    can't pretty that one up no matter what I say

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    So was she intentionally trying to dupe him into believing he was going to meet an online date? Or was she guilty of doing the exact same thing, playing around with people behind his back?

    If it is the latter, then she had absolutely no right whatsoever to throw coffee on him. What a bishwhore. They were both in the wrong.

    Quote Originally Posted by Griffin View Post
    If you like pina coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    If you're not into yoga
    If you have half a brain
    If you like making love at midnight
    In the dunes on the cape
    Then I'm the love that you've looked for
    Write to me and escape
    I was thinkin the same thing. Can't hear that song without picturing Christina Applegate and Cameron Diaz in their under-britches.

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