The crApple Thread (in honor of Beo's old thread that was at AS)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Godfather]

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Semi-offensive jokes....don't read if you don't have a sense of humor

 

Steve Jobs’ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.

What’s the difference between cancer and a black man?
Cancer gets Jobs.

I was overjoyed to hear that the father of Apple had died.
But imagine my disappointment when I found out that Chris Martin is still alive.

RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.

You can bet Steve Jobs’ funeral won’t be a flash affair.

“Finally laid to rest in a sleek white casket, the late Steve Jobs is surrounded by mourners in a massive cathedral. As the afternoon sunlight shines down on him through intricate stained glass revealing a beautiful spectrum of colours, Mr. Jobs will be remembered in death as he was in life.
Overshadowed by windows.”

I wonder if just before Steve Jobs died his life Quick Timed before his eyes?

Who makes jokes about Steve Jobs being dead?! iDon’t.

[Godfather]

Amazing

[beowulf]

might be lost on non brits

[Arkady Renko]

sounds like Mrs. Mullet from the Flavia de Luce novels.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[PorkChopSandwiches]

[Goofy]

*snigger* I used to do things like that....... just for fun

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Didnt Bill like fuck the guys over at IBM and steal their mouse technology and the whole dos format? ?

The DOS OS was purchased by Bill, not stolen.

[Muddy]

I see apple recently stomped Samsung's ass to the tune of $1 Billion dollars..

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/25/te...ent-trial.html

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Whats a billion to either of those companies

[Muddy]

Point being is everyone wants to rip on apple yet the junk they are using themselves is built on the successes of the apple product line.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Samsung is out selling Apple by a lot. They had a couple of bullshit infringements, like double tapping to zoom. Hardly a rip off.

[Muddy]

Samsung is out selling Apple by a lot.

Not even close..

2011

iPhone 4S, 70 million+ sold
Samsung Galaxy S II, 16 million sold[5]
HTC Thunderbolt, 15 million sold
HTC Evo 4G, 14 million sold
Motorola Droid Bionic, 13 million sold
Samsung Infuse, 9 million sold
HTC Droid Incredible 2, 8.1 million sold
Motorola Droid X2, 6.5 million sold
Samsung Galaxy S, 5 million sold
HTC Sensation, 5 million sold
Samsung Galaxy Nexus, 4.4 million sold
LG Revolution, 3.1 million sold
Motorola Droid RAZR, 2.8 million sold
HTC Inspire, 2.4 million sold