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    Reminded me of when I went on a business trip to the head office and the company sprang for a really nice place for me. The entire section wanted to visit my hotel room - and my section at that time was just 5 women and I. We all agreed to meet in town for dinner. So, I needed to get something from my hotel room and all "the girls" wanted to see the place.

    They really ditzed it up, talking really loud in the hotel lobby and pawing me as we went into the elevator. Of course, as this is reality and not a Penthouse forum letter, we all left shortly thereafter and had a nice dinner.

    The next morning I came down for my continental breakfast and the lady behind the desk deadpanned "I'm surprised you had enough energy to come down to breakfast". My reply - "Are you kidding, I need a big breakfast now!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noilly Pratt View Post
    Reminded me of when I went on a business trip to the head office and the company sprang for a really nice place for me. The entire section wanted to visit my hotel room - and my section at that time was just 5 women and I. We all agreed to meet in town for dinner. So, I needed to get something from my hotel room and all "the girls" wanted to see the place.

    They really ditzed it up, talking really loud in the hotel lobby and pawing me as we went into the elevator. Of course, as this is reality and not a Penthouse forum letter, we all left shortly thereafter and had a nice dinner.

    The next morning I came down for my continental breakfast and the lady behind the desk deadpanned "I'm surprised you had enough energy to come down to breakfast". My reply - "Are you kidding, I need a big breakfast now!"
    You failed, young man.



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