Woman Arrested for Masturbating in 50 Shades of Grey Screening
by Jancy Richardson - Movie Pilot
Fifty Shades fever has reached its logical, shuddering conclusion: a woman has been arrested for masturbating in the cinema during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey.
La Verdad reports that the flustered female was caught red-handed in the 12th row of a cinema in Sinaloa, Mexico when outraged patrons sensed something fishy was going on. The 33-year-old onanist was ousted and - get this - clapped in handcuffs, which may have been her aim all along...
Perhaps the frantic frotter was inspired by the following passage from Fifty Shades of Grey when Christian encourages Anastasia to explore her lady garden:
Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this …
It makes you think - this lady may be the first fapper to be arrested, but surely there are many other furtive fidgeters who've gotten away scot-free...
I'm a little disappointed that no news sources have reported which touching scene it was that prompted this bout of mommy-porn masturbation: was it the feather tickling? The belt bashing? The sight of Christian Grey's fabulous wealth - oh, come on, that's the kind of cash that opens anyone's pants.
I guess, considering that a woman was recently arrested for stabbing a man with a glass bottle at a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey, this lady's self-pleasuring is not the worst thing one could witness in the theater...
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