Paris Hilton - appearance on the Jay Leno Show in Los Angeles (May 27th, 2011)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

man she loves that crowd..even in the one pic where she's facing Jay, she's still looking for the approval

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I wonder if she looks at my butthole pics I tweet her

[DemonGeminiX]

She does. With her lazy eye.

[Hal-9000]

I wonder if she looks at my butthole pics I tweet her

hey....Hilton's not the only one with a twitter account you know

[PorkChopSandwiches]

send my your link, I tweet them to you too

[Hal-9000]

no way hose

I flipped you my email addy once (main one) and all of a sudden I'm getting spammed by everything from leather gear for the discerning gay male to estrogen replacement pills for my tits

[PorkChopSandwiches]

but arent your tits nicer now?

[Hal-9000]

Quit clouding the issue with facts!



yes....yes they are.



*numnumnumnum...suckle, slurp*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

no way hose

I flipped you my email addy once (main one) and all of a sudden I'm getting spammed by everything from leather gear for the discerning gay male to estrogen replacement pills for my tits

but arent your tits nicer now?

Quit clouding the issue with facts!



yes....yes they are.



*numnumnumnum...suckle, slurp*

This makes me wanna vomit....worse than if I was stuck in a packed vomitorium without a gas mask

[PorkChopSandwiches]

hahahahahah

[Hal-9000]

I've got some good nipples



*puts on white tshirt and gets out the mister*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr Mister on the radio

[Hal-9000]

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr Mister on the radio

*Paris' other eye opens wide*

[deebakes]

she got new tits i think...