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    I bought a porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of some fat bastard sitting there holding his cock...

    Then I realised the telly wasn't on!

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    My mates shagging twins who both like it up the arse. I asked how he tells them apart? "That's easy" he said. "Sally's got massive tits and a nice shaved pussy. Derek has a moustache and big hairy bollocks".

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    I gave my misses an orgasm, but the ungrateful bitch spat it out.

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    Why is the winner of the Miss Universe contest always from earth?

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    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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