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    A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says "What's that?" He says "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear".

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    Guy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, gives him a big hug and kiss and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips off her panties and says "This is for the flowers!" "Don't be silly" says the guy "You must have a vase somewhere!"

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    WORST GOLF FOURSOME IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME

    1. STORMY DANIELS
    2. O. J. SIMPSON
    3. TED KENNEDY
    4. BILL CLINTON

    1. STORMY IS A HOOKER
    2. O. J. IS A SLICER
    3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND
    4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST
    I'm no Gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one.

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    Why did god create man before he created woman?

     

    Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

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    Standing on an Ikea podium from Sweden, behind bullet proof Saint Gobain Glass from France, smiling at a 4K Sony Japanese Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser German microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in Switzerland, he patriotically said "Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants". While standing beside a Slovenian wife.

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