I worked with a guy with one small hand and one big hand.... we knew him as the clock!!
I worked with a guy with one small hand and one big hand.... we knew him as the clock!!
lost in melb. (07-09-2021)
I knew a fella whos nickname was "uncle bens", because he had a sist removed from his sack. A boil in the bag!!!!
There's a Guy at work with one leg shorter than the other, which causes his head to bib side to side, so they call him the snipers nightmare!!!
lost in melb. (06-04-2021)
After dying the anti-vaxxer meets God. "God, please tell me who is behind the conspiracy to give people autism with vaccines?"
"Nobody," says God. "There is no conspiracy, and vaccines do not cause autism."
"THEY GOT TO YOU TOO?! HOW FAR UP DOES THIS GO?!"
lost in melb. (07-09-2021)
My little cousin asked me “Why do stars die?”
I told him: "Well, they usually overdose."
Two nuns are biking down a cobblestone path when one nun says to the other "I've never come this way before". The other nun replies "Must be the cobblestones".
lost in melb. (07-09-2021)
A young black kid asks his mother "Mama, what is Socialism and what is Racism?" "Well, child... Socialism is when the white folks work every day so we can get all our governmental entitlement stuff for free. You know... like our free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, EBT, WIC, free school breakfast, lunch, and in some places supper; free healthcare, utility subsidy, and a Riot every now and then so we can loot... it's like shopping for free, and on and on... you know, that's Socialism". "But, mama, don't the white people get pissed off about that?" "Sure they do, Honey. That's called Racism. "
DemonGeminiX (07-11-2021), Griffin (07-09-2021)
I was walking through the cemetery and saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, “Morning...” He said, “No. Taking a shit.”
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KevinD (08-02-2021), lost in melb. (08-02-2021), Muddy (08-03-2021), Pony (08-02-2021)
When my uncle passed away, all the clocks in the house stopped at exactly the same time. He died in a gas explosion.
lost in melb. (08-04-2021)
The Pope is on a stage handing out miracles to sick children. Billy walks on stage and asks "Can you help with my hearing?" The pope says "Yes" and puts his hands on Billy's ears, then prays, removes his hands and says "How is your hearing now". Billy says "I don't know, it's not till next Wednesday".
lost in melb. (08-04-2021)