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07-28-2017, 08:07 AM
#571
Shelter Dweller
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent". "Thank God" said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay".
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08-08-2017, 04:50 AM
#572
Shelter Dweller
A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says "I can't believe anybody would fuck my wife after only five beers!"
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08-13-2017, 04:14 AM
#573
Shelter Dweller
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey. But I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about.
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08-13-2017, 04:16 AM
#574
Shelter Dweller
I said to the wife "I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut'"
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08-13-2017, 04:16 AM
#575
Shelter Dweller
The first time I asked a woman to have sex with me my hands were sweating and shaking uncontrollably... I'd never pointed a gun at anyone before.
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08-13-2017, 04:17 AM
#576
Shelter Dweller
I don't like telling jokes about Muslims. A lot of them have a very short fuse.
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08-17-2017, 02:05 PM
#577
Shelter Dweller
Man & beard 50 years ago “Going to the woods to chop down trees”
Man & beard today “Going to the shop there's a face mask thats gluten-free”
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08-17-2017, 02:43 PM
#578
Shelter Dweller
I spent all day yesterday bobbing up and down in the water.
It's been my dream ever since I was a little buoy.
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08-17-2017, 02:53 PM
#579
Shelter Dweller
Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'
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08-19-2017, 04:16 AM
#580
Shelter Dweller
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The Following User Says Thank You to The Monk For This Useful Post:
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08-19-2017, 04:34 AM
#581
Shelter Dweller
Woman: Does Viagra work?
Pharmacist: Yes
Woman: Can you get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: Yes if I take two....
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08-28-2017, 09:05 AM
#582
Shelter Dweller
Me: A nice bunch of flowers for the wife please
Florist: Certainly, sir. Are you looking for anything particular?
Me: A blow job hopefully
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08-30-2017, 08:47 PM
#583
Shelter Dweller
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…
We went out and had some drinks..
Cool guy..
Wants to be a web developer.
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08-30-2017, 08:48 PM
#584
Shelter Dweller
Went for an interview at a Blacksmiths
Blacksmith:
"Are you any good at shoeing horses?"
I said:
"No but I once told a Donkey to fuck off"
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08-30-2017, 08:52 PM
#585
Shelter Dweller
Ice cream man found dead today!
His head was covered with sprinkles & chocolate sauce.
Police believe he may have topped himself.
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