And 99% of all the long ass reviews are filled with so much rage and hatred
And 99% of all the long ass reviews are filled with so much rage and hatred
Originally Posted by thelancinator
And 99% of all the long ass reviews are filled with so much rage and hatred
and they make it seem like it was the last movie ever made...
"I stood in line for over 13 hours and paid ____(insert amount) to watch this movie.It was lacking this, this and that and the actors were so terrible,
I located their addresses and will be beating up their children in lieu of the bad performance I had to endure.
The set was this...the acting was this....and on the whole, I would have rather had a 19 inch, heated piece of barbed metal shoved up my butt"
and the movie is some chopsocky POS like Wushu Demons from Beyond......
Hey!
Wushu Demons from Beyond was pure cinematic genius you heathen!!!
I only watch films that get bad reviews
Yeah, or Mongolian Death Worms
Have you watched it yet?Yeah, or Mongolian Death Worms
That's what I thought, so
Thats a good point actually........ you slated the film so it must be goodHave you watched it yet?
That's what I thought, so
I give it a 9-1/2 out of 10
oh crap you're from Wushu...sorry budHey!
Wushu Demons from Beyond was pure cinematic genius you heathen!!!
Thats too high a rating, i wont be watching it thenI give it a 9-1/2 out of 10
This was posted by someone on the message board section at IMDB for Mongolian Death Worm...sometimes people there can actually be funnyThats too high a rating, i wont be watching it then
What I learned from watching Mongolian Death Worm
by minderbinder-1
1. Worms roar.
2. Ancient tombs were made from modern brick and have metal fire doors.
3. Apparently very few people in Mongolia are actually Mongolian.
4. Vehicles in Mongolia never have to be fueled.
5. Everybody in Mongolia wears ID badges.
6. Police vehicles in Mongolia have "Police" written on them in English. And the officers wear cowboy hats, jeans, and cowboy boots.
7. You should pull your car off the road in Mongolia at night to hide your presence from the bandits, but lighting a big ol' fire won't alert the bandits to your presence.
8. Archaeological expeditions to find centuries-lost tombs can be conducted with nothing but a volt meter.
9. Bandits have set up camp in the 4077th.
10. You can walk around an "oil plant" with a gun in your pants and no one will notice.
2. Ancient tombs were made from modern brick and have metal fire doors.
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