Hal 9000 Is My Dad, I'm a Bastard Son

**Hal-9000** · 06-02-2011, 10:15 PM

it's not mine in a lotta ways

**DemonGeminiX** · 06-02-2011, 10:53 PM

That's what all deadbeat dads say.

**minz** · 06-02-2011, 10:55 PM

I didnt even know Hal was pregnant, its not mine

**Hal-9000** · 06-02-2011, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by minz

I didnt even know Hal was pregnant, its not mine

You said you were gonna pull out!

**Godfather** · 06-03-2011, 01:26 AM

The f?

D.W.C.F-9000 · 06-03-2011, 09:45 PM

**Pony** · 06-03-2011, 09:52 PM

Great job staying inside the lines kiddo!

**PorkChopSandwiches** · 06-03-2011, 09:52 PM

Hal should be so proud

**minz** · 06-03-2011, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by Pony

Great job staying inside the lines kiddo!

True, but he missed out the bra

maybe he doesnt know his dad that well after all

**redred** · 06-03-2011, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by D.W.C.F-9000

isn't daddy strawberry blonde??

**DemonGeminiX** · 06-03-2011, 10:25 PM

Not after Junior pooped on his head.

**Hal-9000** · 06-03-2011, 10:29 PM

I don't eat potato chips

**DemonGeminiX** · 06-03-2011, 10:45 PM

Hopefully not while you still have Junior's poop on your head. That would be nasty.

**Hal-9000** · 06-03-2011, 10:56 PM

Indeed

hey!

**DemonGeminiX** · 06-03-2011, 10:57 PM

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