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    Bullshit. I told you the truth. And it doesn't matter in the first place. You do not call for anybody to divulge anything unless you're willing to divulge the very same info yourself. Otherwise you're a pussy coward.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    I once had sex on an alter in a church.. There's a mild one for you..

    I cant post but so much shit.. fifth amendment and all..

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    If you can't share, then you can't ask.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Just one question: When you reminisce, do you still cringe and wince at what you did?
    sometimes yes, sometimes no

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    The stuff you cringe and wince at is the good stuff.



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    16, wanted a blow job. she said no, she didn't want to. But she liked to fuck.

    me, being the giving guy I am, says, "if you suck me off, I'll fuck you."

    "okay"



    That shit doesn't work now.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I had sex in a cemetery in broad daylight, we didn't get caught though






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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    16, wanted a blow job. she said no, she didn't want to. But she liked to fuck.

    me, being the giving guy I am, says, "if you suck me off, I'll fuck you."

    "okay"



    That shit doesn't work now.






    I laughed out loud in a girl's face...she asked the key question that all men want to hear - Can I give you a blowjob? - it was real sheepish-like and she reminded me of Oliver Twist asking for a bowl of gruel

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    I had sex in a cemetery in broad daylight, we didn't get caught though
    Did you get the feeling that you were being watched?


    I always wanted to have sex in a cemetery... girlfriends were never into it though.


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    No, it was in CT so it was kinda out of the way and I think most the people had been there awhile






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    The dead could have been watching.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    I had sex in a cemetery in broad daylight, we didn't get caught though
    Did you dress up the corpse in sexy underwear?

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    i bet it was during his break from mowing with the other lawn care staff

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